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Providers smells
mr505mister 33 Reviews 4114 reads
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I was with a provider today that could have stood cleaning her private area.  When we start she didn't smell like the warf but after a couple of minutes all I could smell was fish.  Why don't some provider make sure that they are clean and don't smell like fish.  That is a turn off to a man especially after paying there hard earned money.  Wether it is fish or a@@ no man want to smell s@@t or fish.  Why don't provider clean themselfs up?

Wow... that is discusting.  I am a provider and I always make sure that I wash with summers eve and even after the shower I put powder on my private.  And when I am with someone.. I always carry sanatizing pussy wipes and than I spray summers eve on it.  I really hate smells and I understand how you felt.  Sorry that some people dont take care of their stuff.. ewwwwww

AnyOneNormalAnymore3501 reads

Let us know who the provider is to avoid.

Remind me not to follow your list because I can't recall the last time I experienced what you described - unless it was after a 3 hour session where bodily fluids were all over the room and both our scents were mixed together, the heat of the moment and passion so extreme we could have been in a septic tank and I wouldn’t have noticed – but that me…...

So, your experience and statement being general to all providers makes me wonder where you are getting it from... Not all, not most, so few in fact, I can't recall the last time – well, yea, the first wife as a matter of fact – that’s why I divorced her..

Oh My - Hope it wasn't me who had just left minutes before - sorry dude....

BackDoorGirl2287 reads

Because I make sure I have a loooooong break between appointments so I can shower, wash my hair, douche my kitty & ass and be perfectly clean to my men.
I use body lotion all over, my skin is soft like a peach and when I embrace my guys by the door, they love to bury their faces on my neck and hair and let a loud MMMMMMMMMMMMM saying how good I smell and feel to them.
Is a matter of personal grooming most of the time. Sometimes girls tend to have back to back appointments and there is not much time to relax and take care of their bodies.
We cannot smell ourselves - but other people certainly can.
Pussy & ass should smell and taste clean & sweet - to every man coming for fun.
I get turned on a LOT by a groomed guy, no need to be shaved but clean and I think men are like that too.
Now, if the fishy smell comes from inside and not from outside - well she might have yeast infection and, no matter how many times she washes herself, the nasty odor is still there.

Bring up that special feeling - the scent and touch are the second and third great experiences you have when meeting - the first is seeing the suprise behind the door - for both...

Yes - it should go both ways.. Men should try paying attention to detail - not just splashing on their favorite colonge to hide the sweat of working all day...

And if she has the Y infection - you can probably blame the nasty beer drinking, cigar, cigarette smokin fool who doesn't brush his teeth let alone shave before DATY...

Hmmm - back to that first embrace - MMMMMMMMM

This hadn't happened to me in a long time but when it happened this time I just was thinking let's hurry up and finsh and get out.  I did not want seconds.

Most of us are pretty paranoid about smells, and take every measure to ensure that nether regions are sweet as cotton candy!  Maybe you are not researching your choices well enough, but regardless, you need to make this a little more useful and let the boys know who you had this "fishy" experience with.

xoxox
Anik

BackDoorGirl2439 reads

Not at this point, because the lady (or ladies) in question might know by now that they smelled and corrected the problem - hopefully.
I've read reviews of ladies where one guy says, ohhhh she smelled bad, and 20 others didn't.
I think the best way is, when someone smells (either a girl or a client) to let them know "at the time" how you feel.
I'm friends with this well known NYC guy. When he books girls for the first time, he always put in his request for them to be freshly out of the shower, with wet hair and all. No make up or perfumed lotions. Just good old Dove.
The girls comply with his request, because is part of what he wants for his time with them.
Is like when guys ask us to wear black silk stockings, garters and nothing else. We comply with the request right?
So, if the smell factor is very important for a client, he should ask the lady beforehand to present herself the way he likes.
Now, if she's out of the shower and there is a fishy smell - don't go there, excuse yourself and tell her about it and end the session.
Can be yeast, or something worse. Just think with the bigger head.
If a guy is paying 250/300 bucks for a hour, he should get what he expects for his money and leave pleased and satisfied.

-- Modified on 12/16/2005 3:23:41 AM

OK - then I guess the odd look on my face isn't a good indication either... I can't imagine how to present this problem to the provider.. Maybe it's just my hang up, but would you be able to come straight out and say "OMG - the kitty died yesterday" or shout out Charlie Alert.. I'm so glad I haven't come across this since starting this hobby 3 years ago.

Let me know what method you would like to be told..

That's right around twice the amount I have been (through TER at least).  I agree with how you mention that a hobbyist would be perplexed about handling it.  That was MY problem the one and only time I have experienced it in those 18 months.  I did what BackDoorGirl suggested that we DON'T do: put it in my review.  In retrospect, I may have been wrong to handle it that way.  However as a first time in my experience, that's what I decided.  The provider PM'd me saying that she would have far preferred if I had just told her at the time and requested to just leave.  Well, it's "water over the dam" now.  Live and learn, I always say.  Hard way to learn, but sometimes that is how it ends up happening.

But I also haven't experienced this in a long time.  I would be very uncomfortable about saying anything.  As crazy as guys are about their size, women are crazy about smell.  Telling many women that their pussies stink is like having them tell you your dick is on the small side.  It's not going to go over too well.

dogtrained2793 reads

I disagree.  he should handle this privately cuz she might be a great provider and messed up one time and one incident could mess her reputation up.just like  a client havin a bad day, would you post his info because he was a bit rude ?

id resolve this privately.

Red of MD2533 reads

Sounds scary, huh?  The "fishy" smell is the #1 symptom.  Do the lady a favor and tell her she's funky.  It's sad, but too many ladies in this industry like to pretend it's not a problem.  Douching, sprays, soap, etc can not kill it.  It requires a prescription.

Sorry the fishmonger got you Mr505.  That had to be an incredibly unpleasant experience.


Some antibiotics are very aggressive about killing certain kinds of bacteria, but allow other types to survive, resulting in secondary conditions like this.

That probably shouldn't comfort you, as you will now wonder what the first round of antibiotics were for...

Many times, the first round of antibiotics were probably for a UTI or at the worst Chlamydia.  While nobody wants a STD, chlamydia is a fairly common occurance that many people will have to deal with at some point.  There's plenty of things out there that are worse.

I think that's what causes the chemical imbalance that results in the smell.  Think about it.  It kills sperm on contact.  Sperm are basically single-celled organisms like most bacteria.  If the stuff can kill sperm, it can kill plenty of good bacteria as well.

AnyOneNormalAnymore2490 reads

Never ever use condoms with nonoxynol-9. That is a sure way to cause the provider to spot/bleed. Also it is very abrasive. Bad for CBJs. Studies have been to suggest that use of these type of condoms helps spreads aids.

anon5566442152 reads

My God!!! You guys need to get your facts straight!!! (eom)

I could never tell a provider she stinks.  In this case I paid for 1 hr and just left after 30 min.  I couldn't even wash off the smell in her bathroom, just wanted to go home so I could clean up better.  Providers need to understand that some customers are married and the purfume and body oders could get a customer in trouble.  I guess married customer wouldn't have this trouble if they stayed with there spouse.

yasminegreek1810 reads

You are a ball of laughs girl!! Thanks, although you were right!!

Also eating certain foods dont help! Fish/shellfish/ect can have the warf up your cootie cat too, until your body flushes it out..Kinda like when you drink coffee and you can smell it in your urine..

Not everyone though....A roomie I had before (not the current lol) had Trichomonis.....I even smelled it sitting next to her.......I HAD to take her to get some meds because she was too scared and embaressed!~

yasminegreek3374 reads

Another *too much information topic* but you are correct, it you have an infection or something wrong with you why work????

I would rather be home alone and let my body heal (the latex rubbing ect isnt gonna make it go away any faster!) than be embaressed as heck to see someone said I STINK!!!!

We are all NOT like that....I am clean and tasty!

bobranakot2197 reads

I am offering my services free- at no charge to providers...I will sniff, taste and sniff and taste deeply to make sure you are fresh.  Of course if you are not, upon complete inspection I will inform you.I'll bring my own  "cleaning kit"  and will also provide deep tissue clensing, at little or no charge to you.  You may have to provide real or fake O's!

pretty one2219 reads

Some girls just dont care and you will be PUKING and refusing some *punanae* for awhile because of the traumatic setback!!!

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