A slender sort of fragile man was riding in an elevator. The elevator stopped and this huge man stepped in. The slender man gasped. The big man says.." I am 6 foot seven inches, I weigh 340 pounds I have a 12 inch dick and my right ball weighs 3 pounds and my left ball weighs 3 pounds! My name is Turner Brown.
The slender man faints and falls to the floor!
He awakens to the big man holding his head and asking "Are you ok?"
"What did you say to me?" asked the slender man.
"I just told you the answers to all the questions most people ask me. I am 6 foot seven inches, I weigh 340 pounds I have a 12 inch dick and my right ball weighs 3 pounds and my left ball weighs 3 pounds! My name is Turner Brown."
"O my God I thought you said Turn around!"
Watch out DC LOL here I cum!!!
Love, Penny XXXOOO
I hope enjoy your time in our fair city.
Oh, and ignore those Baltimorean gate-crashers.
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