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Merry Christmans and .... a joke!
Nikki French See my TER Reviews 3213 reads
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I still have some shopping to do. I've always been "the last minute gal", and I'm too old to change! LOL! BUT, I just wanted to wish everyone Happy Holidays - whatever you're celebrating -. Make sure these holidays are filled with love, warmth, and fun!

This is not a Xmas joke, but I just love it!

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $ 5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hain done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $ 5,000. She gives him back his $ 5,000 and reinvests the rest of the money in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then he married the one with the biggest boobs... Men are like that, you know!

Note: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections, and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Luv you all!
Baisers, Nikki



-- Modified on 12/21/2005 8:19:21 AM

Do you remember when Loraina Bobbit cut her husband John's member off?  She was driving around with it in her hand and threw it out the window...remember??  Well there was a car behind her with a woman driving and her 8yr old daughter sitting up front.  It bounced off of their windshield!  The little girl said, "Mom, what was that??"....The mother responded, "Oh nothing honey, that was just a bug."  The little girl said, "Well that bug had a pretty big Dick!"  Happy Holidays to all.

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