Hi all: I hope this is an appropriate question here: I am a going to be a regular (5 times/year) visitor to DC - from Europe. I have no US passport, cell phone or address (other than my hotel) but would love to get some jet-lag-relieve action when I visit. Having studied this board, it seems that it is impossible get any action without the risk of LE busts, rip-offs and/or other major disappointments, unless one is a real expert in working the system - which someone like me is not. How can I get some reliable, safe, uncomplicated GFE service in the capital of the country with the biggest porn industry in the world?? I already feel I am a terrorist until proven innocent when I go through immigration inquisition, but I am just a nice, mature, white businessman with manly needs...
THANKS in advance for sharing some ideas !

First you really need to get a cell phone.  Otherwise, it will be almost impossible to get her room number once you have arrived at the hotel or residence.  Go to a local supermarket and buy a TracFone or other prepaid phone.  They should cost less than $50 including air time.

Find and call an escort and explain the situation to her.  Explain that you are a visiting businessman.  She will NOT think you are a terrorist.  I suggest that you offer to show her your foreign passport and you return airline ticket as proof that you are visiting.  A drivers license, even foreign might help.

Rip-offs are always a problem.  Any of the women posting on the TER ads pages is OK.  

EROS is the second most reliable source of escorts.  But my general rule is STAY AWAY from any EROS escort who has (1) no TER reviews and (2) no web site.  There seem to be many women posting on EROS who (1) work near Dupont Circle, (2) have beautiful pictures posted, (3) charge high rates, and (4) provide terrible service.  If you can, check an escort’s reviews in detail.  Read the “Eros Ad Breakdown” which is posted regularly, and if you see something like “Hits on Photo: http://tinyurl.com/qacye4f “ I recommend you stay away as it usually means that the pictures are fake.

You can send me a private message (PM) when you are here, and I will be happy to checkout anyone you are considering seeing.

By the way, where are you from?  Your written English is excellent

White is an inherently American term. White people only exist in America.  

 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_people

.....is no different than if you were an American citizen.

   There is no need for you to invest in a US cell phone.  I call international numbers all the time, and the few dollars I spend doing so is well worth the investment.  I am not sure why this would be an issue.

   If you have questions that you would like a courtesan to answer, please feel free to pm me, or write to me at [email protected]

Hugs and Kisses,
Kelly

Go back and hobby with European babes. I was in Germany in FKK club in early 2011 and had a ball. Did not miss the US hobbying scene one bit..  

If you are in DC over the 4th July weekend, enjoy the fireworks (weather permitting), enjoy some BBQ, if you are into sports, catch baseball game or two (if you understand the sport..Some Europeans do actually).. Your favorite sport of Soccer/Football is in full swing anyway..  

There is nothing special about US hobbying that you don't find in Europe. Trust me..

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but nobody called them white people. There was no reason to.

Just like Native Americans existed, before America existed, nobody called them redskins. Just like nobody calls NA redskins today

WTF is wrong with you....?  

Never mind. Don't even bother answering that. I don't think I even want to know..

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Sounded like Serefima trolling the board.

 
You know the only NFL team that's worse than the Redskins, is the Patriots.

in this case an individual from Europe, classify themselves as white.

 
Have you?

Why the hell can't he hobby here? Are you going to pay for him? eom

Not worth it if he has to move heaven and earth and give up his way too personal information for the sake of getting his dick wet..

All I was saying is there is nothing special about US hobbying scene that you don't get in Europe. In fact European scene is 100 times better. With things being legal, there are plenty of choices of really hot model like babes for fraction of the fees.  He doesn't need to deal with the complex of being treated as a terrorist.

I see. That makes sense

Wow.... Wow...!  
Thank you all for the responses! I had no idea that the wildest (European) stereotypes of America all materialized in 5 or 6 layers of response to a simple inquiry... Race, Baseball, terrorism, bluntness - all came up already and all I wanted to know is how to get a BJ in DC.
Anyhow, you are right, Europe scene is 100 times better, but I am not always in Europe, hence my question. But all your honest and straight forward advice makes me leave my zipper closed while in the US, it really doesn't seem worth it. No, I am not going to provide my passport data to a provider. I know that NSA is everywhere, but hopefully not in my pants (yet).  
So thanks again, but if there is a cute, clean provider ( any race!!) out there who is willing to send me a private message and speak "Spanish" and "French"  with me without requiring my CV, I am happy to re-consider! And yes, I encourage everyone to go to a German FKK club, it should be on everyone's bucket list
Ciao

Get yourself a TER vip subscription and only see providers who have reviews on this site. That should keep your picture/face out of the news as we have seen recently with johns getting busted in Maryland. What country are you coming from ?

Maybe he does not want to get blue balls or get too backed up. I know when I go on business trips I do my research and find out which providers to use. I can remember back in the early 2000's  the midwest was like our region with all the LE crackdowns and hurdles you had to jump to see a decent provider.

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I get exactly why you want to hobby here, it's the same as everyone else, you don't want to wait until you get home to get your dick wet, I don't see why that is such a hard concept to get, especially from a normally rather level headed poster such as Curly.

Here is what I hope might be some HELPFUL advice, I would suggest that you reach out to P411, who is based in Canada and see if Gina can help get you verified. A huge number of providers in the US will take a P411 membership as enough screening to get you started. As you get "Okays" your choice of available providers that will see you will grow and grow.

Speaking as one of the usual smart asses here, I apologize for the lack of serious responses to some one who appears to genuinely asking for useful advice.

One other possibility is to check out a few of the agencies. Some of them are a bit easier on their screening, and you may have some luck with one of them.

It's not as hard as some of the morons here today  have tried to make it sound. I personally hobby in every country I travel to, for you to have to forego a taste of our american women just because of verification issues would be a travesty IMO. Good luck

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Isn't it obvious why he wants to hobby here? Because he is here, do you really think he wants to do without just because you, or even he, thinks it's better "back home"?

It's not like you to be so obtuse, maybe that 13-0 victory yesterday went to your head? lol, btw I won money on that game AND you didn't pick up any ground on the Braves, so take THAT. lol

Holy shit, it's like you're fuckjng five!!  My spermatozoa have more cogent thought than you...fuck!!