I saw a list for the guys, and well, they say that "turnabout is fair play ..."
I realize we are all different, and some of these things others may like. Guys - Feel free to add to the list.

1 - I know they call it a "Woody", but it's NOT made of wood. It's sensitive skin. Teeth, real hard sucking, too tight of a grip, etc. WILL hurt it.

2 - It is NOT made out of steel. It WILL break.  Be careful, be VERY careful when you are on top, bouncing around like an energizer bunny (or even leaning back toward my feet). If it slips out and your weight comes down on it hard, it not only will hurt, but could cause permanent damage. This WILL require a trip to the emergency room. This will cause ENORMOUS problems in my life (and possibly yours).

3 - I don't want to be scratched with your nails. I don't find that sexy. Yes, your nails look very nice, but being scratched by them does not turn me on.

4 - I don't really get anything out of my nipples being sucked and pulled on. Now, a gentle teasing may be okay, but that's all. It just doesn't do anything for me.

5 - Licking my ear does nothing for me.

6 - You want to tease my bottom with your tongue and/or finger? Okay, but take it slow. (Heck, after a bit of that I may want you to don a strap-on and do me from the rear ...       )

7 - PLEASE be freshly showered. I usually want to return the oral favor, and it is so much easier to do so when you are squeaky clean. I will arrive freshly showered, with a little cologne, a touch-up shave, and with clean breath. And, if you have to take a last minute shower after I arrive - Hey, feel free to invite me in!!  Showering with a sexy lady is just sooooo sexy. (I can still remember my first "Shower Session" with a massage gal in downtown ... Julie or Julia, I believe ...)

8 - Talking is nice ... but not all the time. Yes, I want to know a little more about you, but I also came to see you to have some fun with you.

9 - If you want me to spank you, or be rough in any manner, you will have to make that known ahead of time (and coach me toward your limits). I am accustomed to treating ladies tenderly and have to be advised to do so otherwise.

10 - If you REALLY want to visit Greece ... see #9 above.

11 - Please do NOT ask me to stay longer if you have really enjoyed our time together.  I have more important things to do than to just stay here and please you and get pleased by you ...

Wait a minute!!  No, I DON'T !!!   PLEASE, that's   P-L-E-A-S-E   ASK ME TO STAY !!!!!!




-- Modified on 5/29/2005 5:35:36 PM

Really now - be sure you let the girls know you are serious or kidding about this Stap-on thing. And I think in number 10 you meant to refer to number 6

We will get some takers on #6..lol

We might have to buy LNQRbigdaddy a membership in one of those "alternative lifestyle" boards.

However, I disagree with #4 and #5. And #3 is OK, but being touched all over (not necessarily a massage) is great. I guess I'm a big "foreplay" guy, and not everyone is.

Look what happens when we get bored

...I'm not sure even the Blue Pill can help me now.

This thread is way out of controll !!
Way to much info for me   lol  lol