On the Eros site there's currently a TS named Kayla advertising "12 inches guaranteed, no joke!"
Hmmm, now let's see...according to my handy dandy TS-escort-advertised-dicksize-converted-to-reality slide rule, that comes out to...yes, right around 8 inches (with a half-inch margin of error, of course).
No joke!
I stand nearly 6 feet tall and my forearm measures a fraction less than 11 inches in length and 7.25 inches around at the wrist. The largest dick on medical record measures 13 inches in length. If she lies about the size is it possible she lies about the guarantee? I think independent party verification is required.
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