anyone know where I can find a good looking, functional top without going all the way in to NYC?

Although I have no personal experience with her, Leeza Love claims to be fully functional on her website.  The link is www.leezalove.com

I've yet to see any reviews of her, but I'm quite curious.  If you do visit her, let us know how you make out. "

I saw her years ago when she was in Springfield MA.  Don't waste your time. There is nothing in CT. I've tried, believe me. Can't write a review if there is no website. Remember that. They do. Go to NYC or Boston.  Actually go online and book a flight on SWA and get a ticket to Philly for $29 or BWI (Baltimore or DC) for $39. One way price.