I am enjoying contact with a penis after all...  Help me, I'm confused.

Can't fault a guy for "taking matters into his own hands."

Thank goodness.  I worried for a spell I may be heterosexual.  All the other symptoms are present though:  messy, unkempt apartment, messy, unkempt clothing, fuzzy dice dangling from the pick up truck rear view mirror, power tool fetish, zealous love of the local sports teams, the list goes on.

Perfectly smooth fruit, no spiny projections or deviations from spherical form.  Sometimes an apple (never grannysmith though), but usually a watermellon or navel orange.

Reepends on whose penis you're masturbating!! LOL...(eom)

What about touch and penis don't you understand "you are gay" go with it girl friend!

more for their physiques than their routes.... I know that you're kidding as much as I am... bottom line is that we enjoy sex with trannys and it really doesn't matter what box someone else may assign us to.... dangling preposition.

you probably are.

No! Horizonfire!!!gay guys do not masturbate
enjoying contact with a pennis!
you are straight!
now clean the cum out your your face!

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Gay was Michael Angel , Aristoteles Davinci,Pitagoras,Socrates,Salvador Dali,
Francis Bacon,Alexander The great!!!!
Gay is Valentino,George Michael!!
you are just a simple F.....

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How true.  According to gay lore many historical figures of vast  ability were gay.  I am certain Shakespeare was really a pot smoking, black lesbian though.

F....?   Farmer?  Please tell me that I am a farmer.  I always wanted to raise potatoes.

No! Horizonfire!!!gay guys do not masturbate
enjoying contact with a pennis!
you are straight!
now clean the cum out your your face!

Never do I let cum touch my face.  Burns like hellfire if it gets into the 'ole peepers!  blink blink blink...