The Erotic Highway

Your best fuck off line to a POT SB
asiantantric 163 Reviews 932 reads
posted
1 / 16

I recently deactivated by SB profile as I have my plate full. So there is this SB who used to schedule lunches and cancel the morning of. Once she saw my deactivated profile she texts me wanting to meet. I tell her I am already hooked up so no point in meeting.  
But she insists and insists. So being the gentleman I am (TER post grad me) I go to see her. She is better than average and I might have hooked up with her, had it not been for the cancellations. So I tell her it won't work out and she asks why.
My response: " You are a day late and I am a dollar short."

-- Modified on 12/7/2016 8:37:29 AM

GaGambler 344 reads
posted
2 / 16

Asian girl, looked good, decent in bed. Someone I "might" have seen once every week or two for a while, but no one "that" special.  

A week or so after our second date, I get a message from her telling me she can see I am still active on the site, logging in almost every day and she asks me "Are you looking for a new SB?" To which I answered, "Now that I know you are stalking me like a jealous GF, you're damn right I am"

principium 213 reads
posted
3 / 16

It's a refreshing one, so keep 'em coming Yer SA gurus ;)

sympathyforthedevil 54 Reviews 300 reads
posted
4 / 16

She decided she just wanted to be friends. I told her......thats all well and good but Im still gonna want to fuck you. That was that.

principium 236 reads
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5 / 16

Seriously, SftD is your friendly looking, jovial, happy and smiling white guy. Just an observation from my "feigned" female profile ;)

sweetman 93 Reviews 283 reads
posted
6 / 16

who I am not interested in or I just don't have the time to see I tell her "My dance card is full right now if you know what I mean"  They always know what I mean.

GaGambler 249 reads
posted
7 / 16

I do the exact same thing the POT SB's who aren't interested in me do and I simply don't respond at all. UNLESS, I am really fucking bored and want to have a pointless dialogue that I know is going nowhere.

KL69069 38 Reviews 271 reads
posted
8 / 16

As tempting as it may be to tell a few SBs to fuck off, it's best to resist.  You may change your mind, but the major reason for me is the old phrase, Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.  A SB could go BSC and create all types of problems.  It's best to walk away quietly.

sweetman 93 Reviews 224 reads
posted
9 / 16

I always answer every SB who sends a message; unless they are outside the USA which is stupid pointless.  I find that when I inform them as kindly as possible that I'm not interested they often thank me very sincerely for the nice reply.  They don't like the sound of crickets any more than we do.  So I figure it costs nothing to build up some good will out there in the Sugerverse.

GaGambler 223 reads
posted
10 / 16

but I get endless messages from women not only form outside the country, but from hundreds or thousands of miles away in the US as well. These women are often "cam girls" and they aren't quite as easy to blow off nicely, so I try not to encourage them.

sweetman 93 Reviews 198 reads
posted
11 / 16

Yeah I know what you mean.  After several weeks without any obvious cam girl scams, just yesterday I received two messages from girls supposedly in Phoenix.  They both had the name Sugar Baby (real creative, no?) and they both offered their phone number when I responded to their dumb one word message of "hey".  I reported these suspected cam girls to SA Admin and I hope everyone else does the same.

bassrat51 4 Reviews 171 reads
posted
12 / 16

I've been real fortunate and have not run into the cam scam girls, yet.  I'm also off the premium right now so maybe its just a matter of time when I go back to premium.

GaGambler 224 reads
posted
13 / 16

You will see a lot of SB's with that name for the first day or two while they are still creating their profile. I assume the same thing goes for the guys, we are simply "Sugar Daddy" until we pick a name.

But yeah, the cam girls can be rather annoying. it does make you understand to a certain extent the bullshit that hookers go through with annoying time wasters who have no intentions of actually booking a session with them.

principium 203 reads
posted
14 / 16

The BSC POT SB from a few threads down (I was the OP) texted me again since she had ghosted on me yesterday eve (well radio silence for 4 hours prior to contacting me). My emotions were compelling me to blast a few heavy caliber salvos her way, but logic prevailed when I asked myself as to why I would ever want to respond to a BSC crazy female like a whiny lil b*tch?!  

The policy is just to ignore and put her number on blocked list. The draw of a new p*ssy as strong as it may be, it is BSC women like this broad which make one appreciate the bird in hand. My Uni as scarcely avail as she has become, is at the very least fun, well mannered, sane and stable; relatively speaking of course!
Posted By: KL69069
As tempting as it may be to tell a few SBs to fuck off, it's best to resist.  You may change your mind, but the major reason for me is the old phrase, Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.  A SB could go BSC and create all types of problems.  It's best to walk away quietly.

gdman_1964 46 Reviews 155 reads
posted
15 / 16

I have not used this one yet but have been tempted to many times when a POT SB reaches out with a stupid "Hi, how are you?"  and nothing more as an intro message.

"Not great.  Having a lot of trouble with my colostomy bag today and I smell like sh*t."

Hope I haven't offended anyone.

asiantantric 163 Reviews 115 reads
posted
16 / 16

Your post would have offended if you posted a picture of the bag. Who knows some would have been turned on too.

Posted By: gdman_1964
I have not used this one yet but have been tempted to many times when a POT SB reaches out with a stupid "Hi, how are you?"  and nothing more as an intro message.  
   
 "Not great.  Having a lot of trouble with my colostomy bag today and I smell like sh*t."  
   
 Hope I haven't offended anyone.

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