Prototype PUL for High and Subst SB's
Maybe you guys can help me refine this, but I'm thinking of something like:
"Hey baby, you sure are delightful and I'd love to pay you $8k/month but in order for me to get the proper return on investment I'd need to face fuck you all day every day and cum down your throat repeatedly the whole month, and you'd only have time for potty breaks and one meal a day but you'd be pretty full from all that semen anyway. So how about you lower your expectations, and I'll lower mine?"-- Modified on 11/28/2016 7:48:55 PM
... because hookers also tend to read this sub forum while in fully cloaked mode and if you are going to hobby under this moniker, you will earn some more DNS badges.
I think that its clearly a joke.... I also think its a funny one.
Are you a sociopath or something? Christ.
Move on.
No dude, this is Science. Step aside.
Actually I'm a social sadist not a sociopath. I enjoy upsetting large groups of people. lmao.
-- Modified on 11/28/2016 9:40:49 PM
Also, for $8k/month, I'd expect some Greek action and for her to cook meals and wash my clothes.