Ladies, any truth to the myths of pineapple juice properties? Guys, any stories to tell?

and get a lot of compliments on my "good taste".

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I mean drink it everyday for weeks before any results? Or just the day before?

Plan on about 8 oz a day for several weeks before the effects are noticable.

Also cut down on dairy and cured meats as those make semen taste bitter.

Are there drug interactions?  I'm sure I have seen some meds that warn against grapefruit.

...including Viagra (see link).  However, this thread is about pineapple, not grapefruit.  Pineapple isn't even a citrus fruit.

But really any fruit juice or just fresh fruit will do wonders.

Semen is composed  of all kinds of different things, not just sperm, and one of those things is fructose which serves as food/energy for the sperm. Increasing the fructose in your system through fruit intake will increase the fructose in your semen, making it taste yummy! OK, maybe not yummy! but it will definitely improve the taste.

K

I am a Pharmacist and pineapple juice has no drug interactions

Fresh pinapple juce contains strong proteolytic enzymes.  I found this out the hard way when I tried to marrinate lamb with it.  It ended up as mush.
It will not attack live tissue, but if you apply it topicaly it might attack the stratum corneum of the skin which are dead cells.
The enzyme is killed in the caning process.

Is the pineapple juice semen myth is true?.

Yes it is true.

If you consume large amounts of pineapple juice, your sperm and sweat will taste much sweeter than normal, that is if you venture to find out of course.
Consuming large amounts of pineapple juice raises the acid levels in the body, in addition to the sugar levels.
The body will use only what it needs within the pineapple juice, and then much of it will be excreted as waste through sweating, urinating, and other normal bodily functions.

Believe it or not, many of the foods you eat will dramatically affect your smell, taste, etc. Like the old saying goes, you are what you eat.
One such negative example of this fact of life, is if you consume large volumes of milk, yogurt, or other dairy products, your sweat will take on a very sour smell, part of which has to do with it souring in the digestive system.

Other much more pleasant examples of this fact, are when you eat large amounts of fruits, such as kiwis, oranges, lemons, green apples, or berries, all of which will sweeten your smell. Just like cigarette smokers often cannot detect the foul odor their body emits, supposedly this is also the case with individual who eat meat, and then hang out around vegans.

Supposedly individuals who eat meat have a clearly distinguishable smell, however uncomfortable that fact is.

So get eating fruit guys.

Below is my dessert at the Mandalay buffet this past May.

Rather than drinking juice, I prefer a girl sucking on my nice hard banana if I can nibble on her melons!

and the point of the grapefruit?

And that jizz was almost candy. I'd say cut back on the red meat for the week and ingest a lot the three days leading up. It'll be yummy.

Or she won't notice the difference. Most women don't swish it around like a wine tasting, lol.

Just be careful not to eat all that pineapple in one sitting. Pineapple is very acidic, you can cut up your mouth if you consume a lot of pineapple all at once. As someone else said, it would be better to space it out during the week.