The Erotic Highway
Re. How bizarre
Although I live in pussy siberia, I have had 3 sbs inquire about lodging for fucking during the upcoming music festivals.
Bed and breakfast with full service.
They need to fuck too
Finny
BTW, I live in Pussy South Pole.
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I know one SB in Atlanta who is a phreak about music festivals. She left after one round, though. Told me her normal rate would allow two rounds. So, out she went.
Yes!
but where it comes to hookers, it might as well be Pussy Pluto, and a 50 mile search, with only fat broads excluded, barely brings up 200 POT SB's on SA.
I do live in a college town, so there is quite a bit of very young pussy here, but at 58 my days of picking up college aged hotties without the benefit of knowing which ones will "fuck for bucks" are pretty much over. On very rare occasions I can pick up a twenty something, but at my "advanced age" we are talking 29 not 21. lol and unfortunately there are a LOT more 21 year old than 29 year old in my small city. Good thing Dallas is only a two hour drive away.Yeah, I feel ya. Pussy Antarctica is 20 miles from a college town which is near the belt buckle of the Bible Belt.
There just aren't 29 YO's around! A couple "bigger" cities two hours away--but, I wish it were Dallas!I will believe it when they knock on my door. Flake galore right now.
The good news is that I will be there tomorrow, the bad news is that it's very likely to be 100% "real" business.
It will only work if they all fuck you at the same time. Reverse gangbang lmao!
Also, in the off off off off chance that this works out, make sure you collect your payment BEFORE they go stand outside and get sweaty and tired all day at the festival. If you try to catch them, at night when they come home, your chances of getting laid are slim to none.Rent three rooms in a big hotel and enjoy.
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