I hate it when they insist on calling me "daddy".
Agreed! I've had to patiently explain more than once that IF I actually had a daughter I sincerely believe that I would NEVER want to have sex with her. Suggested alternatives: Professor, Coach, Doctor, Manager/Boss...
Three more:
- Showing up late, especially on our 1st meet. Happens to me about 40% of time, often more than 30 minutes. Really hate this.
- Profile says "Non-smoker", but she has to step out to my front porch for 15 minutes every 2 hours... (and leaves her phone behind).
- Radio silence in the middle of a significant text chat. Hey, Babe. If you're busy, tell me when we can continue
The texting whilst in a conversation is a good one. And the late part as well.
Three more:
- Showing up late, especially on our 1st meet. Happens to me about 40% of time, often more than 30 minutes. Really hate this.
- Profile says "Non-smoker", but she has to step out to my front porch for 15 minutes every 2 hours... (and leaves her phone behind).
- Radio silence in the middle of a significant text chat. Hey, Babe. If you're busy, tell me when we can continue.
When they don't even know that it is actually called a pet peeve! LOL!
When they think that I'm some kind of a Princess! Bawahhhaaa
- Being called out by a "princess" for perpetuating the OP's spelling error. No more sugar for you, "Princess"! :p
But seriously:
- Using Ethnicity of "Mixed" when she thinks she will be filtered out of searches because she's African American, or Latino, Asian, or whatever. Not all SD's are looking for a blonde, blue-eyed Barbie. I tend to be more attracted to LBFM's which includes many ethnicities. (You'll have to look that one up, newbs.)
- Listing her location as Los Angeles (or any major metro area) when she actually lives 100+ miles away. Had a really smoking hot POT favorite me and started talking. She told me she had way too many flakes and was considering leaving the site, and she was glad I seemed to be the real deal. Then I found out she's 115 miles south of me. Told her, politely, that the distance is a deal breaker and kindly suggested she list her location more accurately to improve her changes of successfully meeting a high POT SD.
She blocked me.
So much for constructive feedback.
"Hey" and that's it.
You know what kind of crap we would get if we did something like that? Crickets! I was in a foul mood one day are responded giving the woman an text message full about how a SD would be blasted for doing that. She of course responded by blocking me. Laugh was on me I guess, but I had fun with it.
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call me Daddy. Hell I'd pay extra for that, haha.
One SB I found on SA actually told me she had always had a Grandpa fetish and was looking to play with a sexy Grandpa who would call her Little Girl, tell her she was naughty, teach her how to behave properly, etc. etc. We had a smoking hot message exchange for a while describing scenarios to each other, but we lived too far apart to make it real. It was zero dollar fun though!
But if they are legit, pretty enough, and good in bed, I can overlook those things.
I had one young Latina call me "handsome." I rather liked that.
Take me shopping
This is not only torture to traipse around with them looking for niceities, but is a potential nightmare when there is no end to what some princess expects or thinks she should get. I prefer to give some gift cards to places I know they like and leave it at that. SB's still appreciate the thought and can use them as they wish. I've even gotten mounds of gratitude from really simple gifts that were only a couple dollars for items that they use at home regularly
I took my SB bikini shopping. She bought 3 bikinis. All on sale. $50. Having her model them...priceless. Some of the looks I got from ladies at the store. Priceless. And great sex when we got home.
Indeed. For me, it's been Victoria's Secret.
I was starting to get worried that the staff at the store would recognize me! Definitely don't want to bring a new SB and be greeted with "Hi! So nice to see you again!" Hasn't happened yet.
But the private fashion shows that follow... priceless.
WTF is it with the girls that will chat back and forth and seemingly get comfortable enough to meet for coffee and then cancel an hour before the meet? Just don't agree to meet if you're not comfortable yet! I hate rearranging my schedule to make the meeting and then find out that "I'm not ready to meet yet"
I totally agree on the text conversation that is going back and forth really well and then suddenly takes 6 hours to finish 3 more texts?
Princess and I have different methods. I believe in chumming the SB pool and see what bites. As such you may have lots of conversations. Until there is traction I dont bother saving their name and number.
My issue is the message without saying who the fuck they are.
Hey DevilMan! When did I ever say that taking multiple shots on as many goals (t paraphrase an old mongering metaphor) was ever a problem? I know that it is about laws of averages and improving one's odds. Just because I march to a different beat doesn't necessarily mean that I don't approve of your method! Stay safe out there in the desert brother.
Why it takes 30-40 minutes to respond to a text on time and place is annoying.
I *know* it's likely she has other guys on the line. Sorry, but no sugar for you if you don't interact with me on a reasonable time. So, I've come to the point where I just move on if I don't think the communication speed is respectful. Just say "Busy right now, ttyl?" VV radio silence.
Breadcrumbing is also no way to get sugar from me.
give themselves (Snapchat or IG maybe?) a flower headband... I see those in the girls' pics and it immediately makes me want to skip past them. Tells me that they are 19 going on 7. SMDH.
Haven't had one call me daddy yet, but god I would love that lol 😂