Your over 50 and "dating" girls in their 20's
You ask your date what High School she went to
You ask your date what college she is "attending"
You ask your date what bar she tends at
You ask your date what her tattoos mean
Your date is more interested in her phone than . . .
You tell your date she's "my polynesian baby, over the sea, I remember the night" and she doesn't know who Ricky Nelson is.
That just makes you OLD.
I am nearing 60 and I barely remember who Ricky Nelson "was" not "is" considering he died a good thirty years ago, about a decade before most of my SB's were even born. lo
Whilst talking in bed you discover your SB was a student of your ex wife in 3rd geade.😨
Have you stopped beating your sister yet?
I LIKE being both an SD and a trick. and I LIKE both SB's and hookers. I like them a LOT. lol
and I suspect you do as well.
I'll take it a bot further.
I dislike the terms hooker and trick. As I dislike the terms daddy and baby.
At the risk of being called a loser or a pussy by Gaga (It's OK, I can take the heat :p ), I really refuse to think of the beautiful, young women I fuck as anything less than people. Labels like hooker tend to de-humanize and commoditize an exchange of intimacy, hedonism, and mutual benefits between two consenting adults (i.e.: People).
The fact that facilitating these exchanges requires cash makes it much more honest to me than the idea of dating or formalized relationships where the guy still primarily wants to get laid and the woman still wants to get laid AND make a living does not reduce anyone to hookers, babies, daddies, or tricks, IMHO.
Maybe I'm an idealist, or as I like to call myself a secular hedonist. Maybe I am, in fact, a pussy. Don't care.
I get to fuck a lot of hot, sexy enthusiastic women. Mission accomplished.
You did see the
"and I suspect you do as well."
At the end of my post, right?
You ask your date what High School she went to
You ask your date what college she is "attending"
You ask your date what bar she tends at
You ask your date what her tattoos mean
Your date is more interested in her phone than . . .
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