How disgusting!

8o)

Poor grandmothers, they always take the rap, don't they?

Where I work, we have pickup trucks, and the drivers were forever asking me if they could borrow a truck on the weekend so that they could move a refrigerator for their grandmother (Note, it's never for a grandfather!)

Extrapolating their requests would mean that the streets of the city would be clogged with refrigerators on the back of borrowed pickup trucks all weekend long but I don't recall having seen even one lately.

Finally I put my foot down (After getting a call from the police one weekend that a train had hit one of my trucks parked on a railroad track.)and said no more borrowing of trucks.

As far as I know, no deaths of any grandmothers have occurred owing to a lack of transportation for their refrigerators.

as well as both grandfathers. I've posted it publically now so those are off the table!



Steph

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Good one, I've see it before but I really needed a good laugh today.

thanks!

Steph xoxo

Here's a shot of my personal ride:

That is the excuse I have heard so many times over the years why a gal can't make some session.

And if I had something scheduled today, I'd cancel it.

Steph xoxo

Dr. Who's Codaphone rings LOUDLY

I heard all typs of reason that i should feel bad for a provider included she about to late on rent. I would rather see a provider with a postive happing in her life.

On how many guys she has grandfathered.

Granny dies? I win. Granny doesn't die? I win again.

After a guy accused me of saying that as a scam, then CC'd four other providers on the deal, I decided to just not say anything unless someone asks. It's become too cliche and looks like a gimmick. It's just awkward.

He keeps tabs on all the grandma's here in HookerLand.  He'd know if some gals grandma has just passed away...let alone for the 14th time.

.....but so far no sick or dead/dying grandmas.
I guess if I hobby long enough I'm bound to run into that one sooner or later. Oohhhhh.... I can't wait! I wonder who it will be? At least now I will have time to come up with a suitably respectful and sympathetic response when she texts/emails me the bad news

If she wants to see ME again, SHE has to fork over first. But you did give me an idea.

NO one would expect ANYONE in your family to still be alive. lol.

I had to cancel three dates in the last couple of days because a good friend died very suddenly and unexpectedly on Tuesday, and I have been pretty incapacitated all week. I was lucky that my dates were sympathetic, but it would have broken my heart if they thought I was lying. I even sent one a lovely tribute to my friend that someone else had published when he asked who it was.

My roommate got sick immediately after eating the dinner I cooked for us last night. I know it wasn't my food that got her sick (simply because I'm not sick too and it takes 12-24hrs to get food poisoning symptoms) but rather those 2 footlong chili cheese hot dogs she ate the night before.  

A gal uses the same "grandma died" with many dudes over a period of time (funny how the same "excuse" is given over and over and over  LOL).

Was that 18 wheeler from Wal-Mart?

..you actually think any of them are real. What matters is if she sees you after that. This is a world of shadows not transparency.

Funny...my accident happened a month before Tracy's accident and all I could think when I heard about his, was "Damn why couldn't I have been hit by a Wal-Mart truck! F*ck!!!!".  

I only knew one of my grandparents, my dad's mother--and she passed away in 1970. Lost my dad a few years after that, and my mom a few years ago. Just one aunt left of all my aunts and uncles.

Her Grandparents, all them, died long ago. It was a pet that died, not that a pet dying is to be taken lightly as anyone who has had a favorite dog, cat, even goldfish die on them will attest. But she plainly said a bit further up in the thread that all of her grandparents had already died.  

You really need to keep up.

I prefer the more truthful route.  

He is done, as in fuck the hell off and I am being nice here.  

I had my own business with employees, and managed another prior to that. There's well-told lies and there's just plain dumb.

As a Time Lord we are able to regenerate.  

You've read the boards for quite some time now.  Only a minority of the dudes would be offended with excuse after excuse of nonsense.

6 years ago Jan 3rd. My regarding my kitty, my heart feel like someone blew a hole in it right now. It's at times like this it's nice to find my humor here.

Steph xoxo

it CAN happen but it's used a lot! And technically we have 4 genetic grandparents. If they had really been smart, they would go with the grandmother being the in hospital. That leaves more times to use it.

I don't think some 'get' your sense of humor and shit stirring for the hell off it  mentality.

Steph xoxo

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You know how old broads are about their cats! But I love dogs too, and I had a beautiful Siberian Husky who died in 2007. And she was a big Husky, 70 lbs at her top weight. Not yappy dog for me. Sasha was SUCH a guy magnet with her bright blue eyes. That tore me up so much I haven't been able to bring myself to get another dog.

Oh well, carry on Jack and I know you meant it you manly man you.



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Or do you want the audience to believe that you wouldn't make shit up to see a john with a bigger wallet?

The new one is "I always delete my PM's"

Alex, I would like "excuses only a moron would believe" for $200 please. lmao

And using the "dog ate the homework" excuse is more difficult today since much of this is digital  LOL

I must really like you. I don't usually feign sincerity like that for ANYONE!

lead you to believe I want to pay to fk you. You may be in mourning but I dont think this is the time for me to blow rainbows up your ass. You need tough love.

the good news is, there is always at least one more clueless wonder waiting to take the place of each departing piñata. Thanks for playing. lmao

as for your post, just own your own stupidity. Trying to explain it away this way just makes you look even dumber than you are, and as dumb as you are you still have no chance at SPOTY. So what's the point?

And you would be surprised to count just how few posters I actually call stupid. I know it "seems" like a lot, especially when you are one of them, but I talk to a LOT of people here, and only a few of them on a percentage basis rate the "stupid poster" label. Congratulations for making the cut.  

and yes, thank you for the entertainment. please send me a bill for the 30-45 seconds of entertainment that you've given me, I'll have my Accountant, the poster formerly known as CCPA send you some bitcoins for your efforts right after I have my fake lawyer mrfisher look over our contract.

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Just can't resist a mean-spirited poke, huh?  

It's interesting how some people get their jollies... picking on other's posts for the smallest of reasons, calling the poster stupid / dumb. I've always wondered when I see this kind of thing: does calling other people "dumb" make you feel smart?

They keep doing that, it'll eventually come around on them for real. I don't believe in using anyone's misfortune in a lie, as eventually karma will come around on you, and make that lie a reality. And cell phones don't die over and over again....only idiots repeatedly leave the house with their battery only at 25%...those with even half a brain charge their phone every night at bedtime, and keep a charger in their car....it's not tha hard a task to keep your cell phone charged.  

But it is a common excuse some gals use.  It's often commented in reviews as well.

The new excuse is, "I was going to call you to tell you I couldn't make the appointment, but I had stored your phone number on Lois Lerner's hard drive."

Possibilities:
Mother's mother
Father's mother
Mother's stepmother
Father's stepmother
Stepmother's mother
Stepfather's mother.

We more or less salvaged it but it was pretty chewed up...I sure as hell hope the little fucker never eats my envelope!

this poor girl has had the incredible misfortune of losing so many who are near and dear to her, yet this is how you respond?
Shame!
With such a big heart, she's probably at the bingo hall now adopting anther 10.  Bless her.

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I'm fairly gullible but if I got a cancellation message on a form like this:
Sorry Honey but my  
Grandmother_____  
Father          _____
Mother         _____
Cat              _____
Rose bush    _____
Died.

And it's not the wallet but the actual john...I will bump a harder to deal with john for a easier one, however I usually cull the hard to deal with ones so rarely do I have to resort to that.

First, that anyone--especially me--cares whom you consider to be "stupid." You have a short memory (memory impairment from alcohol intake, perhaps?). I told you not long ago I only care about opinions of me from people I respect. So, as you said earlier: what's the point?

Reminds me of the time I was (yup you guessed it) on my way to an appointment. I was backing out of the garage and there's a rose bush that lines one side of the driveway. As I'm backing up, my neighbor's dog jumps OVER the rose bush and lands smack into the trunk of my car (scared the crap out of me).  

Did your appointment believe your excuse? Seriously, I know a guy who is more concerned about his flowers than he is about his wife's poodle. lol I don't blame him.

I'm sorry to hear that. My condolences.