True? False?  

I mean, I wouldn't normally fuck Taylor Swift or Selma Hyak for money, cuz I'm not an escort and I'm not that kind of guy

But the truth is, if they paid me enough I would definitely consider it.  It would have to be a lot of money though.  

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that your above providers because it would have to be a lot of money for you to sleep with someone, unlike the paltry amount that they take to sleep with you?  

Or is it because it would take an insane amount to pay for the viagra to actually get your dick up besides the normal 32 seconds that providers have to spend with you?  

Just curious'

And wants you to fuck Oprah up the ass for about an hour, you wouldn't do it?  1 billion for 1 hour worth of "work."

Do you really think I was being serious about Taylor swift and Selma Hyak? I'd sleep with them for free. Did you really think I was being serious about 'just thinking about it' in a hypothetical situation where those hot babes are willing to pay my drunk ass to suck my dick?  

Go leak classified info elsewhere. I don't have any top secret info for you to leak. lol

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Ive seen who you will pay. I know just being able to pay to look at a magazine with TS or SH makes you feel special and loved, much less the delusional dreams of them sleeping with you for free.  

And your right, I already know all of your top secret info, unless you count what your dick is leaking, and even the scientist at CDC are still drawing a blank at what that is.

Or is this your Drunken posts??? Lol.....  Don't hate don't hate!!!  

I've literally FUCKED THE DAY AWAY.... Happy days everyone!!!  

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I can't believe there can be many women on there

of a mamasan? One in charge of peddling human flesh, often underage and sold out of desperation by families hungry and impoverished? Then allowing them to be raped for profit? The irony of you "calling me out" is priceless.  

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There isn't enough Viagra in the world to give me the ability to carry out that mission.  I don't think pop-cycle sticks and duck-tape would even work in that case.

i would'nt fuck Oprah with your dick..

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What a toolbag.

After that I'll have my return - from - retirement special rate.  
I don't book dudes though so don't get too excited.  lol

Didn't intend to come across that way hm

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Had similar attitudes to yours, most of us wouldn't be getting laid.

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But I would sure as hell try.

somehow they looked fine the night before when I was high.....

and I did not even get paid.....

so I imagine I could manage quite a bit for money -   it's only fucking....

I'm pretty damned choosy when I'm paying or even moreso if she's going to be seen on my arm though.....

I guess for the most part, that is how this business is run. Money does get you in the door and in a hooker whereas no money, no door, no in. I can ignore short, I can ignore, fat ugly and a tad cranky.  

What I can't ignore is unclean, arrogant, aggressive, domineering and a plain common garden asshole at my current rate.

Put that rate in the stratosphere for an hour with that kind of creature and I can retire and not ever have to bother again.  

So yes, I guess I do have a price.

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I'm sure you could think of another lady or two and close your eyes...



Steph

Are monger escort sites fair?

Could your choice in women be any more divergent?

The statement is true. No, it's false. It's true. False. Could it be true? No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. Hmm, maybe yes. No, has to be no. Or yes. No! Could it be true? Yes. No, it's probably false. No, true, no doubt about it. No... Yes! No!! Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes, yes, yes. No, no, no! Yes. No. Yes. No.

Another way of looking at it--TRUE...!?!?!? No, false. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Maybe. Maybe not. So yes. Or no. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes, it's true. No, it's false. True. False. True. False. True...? NO! Yes. No. Final answer...is...FALSE.

This is a brief outline to the thought process by which I arrived at the controversial answer of "False."

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I think they are both hot.  Different style maybe but still hot nonetheless.

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fortunately I've never been quite that embarrassed lol  -

never wound up with a guy or a tranny -  not that there is anything wrong with that of course if it's your thing....

just a few that were not quite as lovely and charming as they seemed the night before, under the influence(s)  -  maybe an occasional 6 or 7 whereas I normally aimed higher...

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