I find it interesting that every review that includes DATY has the provider with the tastiest, most beautiful, wettest  pussy ever and that she cums over and over and  over due to the reviewers skill at eating pussy .   surely there are some where DATY is not very good but a total mood killer !!!

God, now that I've read your OP I'll flash on that during this afternoon's appointment.

Since you opened it despite the "eom," let me reiterate that the reviews are for us, not the Providers.

There is no reason a professional lady should not be fresh.

Now he babbles that he'd have the guts to tell some woman that she's "not so fresh"?

There is no shame in Gender Confusion Therapy,  and can only hope that he seeks the help her needs.

the fact that he's pitiful is nothing new.  He's been pitiful pretty much since Day One.  The amazing thing is there's been virtually no evolution at all.

I've discovered another, just as bad as me.  We really, really suck at it.

Instead of letting a lack of skill turn into a mood killer, turn it into a fun game of teacher-student.. If you're an expert at what you like and you know how to express it, DATY can actually be as good for the provider as the guys claim it is:

At least not until 8 or 9 pm..  Maybe earlier if the occasion justifies.

As I am sure that Conan will agree, hopeless and pitiful are hardly  mutually exclusive, why can't we just agree that he is both? Oh, and don't forget clueless while we are at it, he is most definitely clueless, but there is no shame to starting off clueless. It's staying that way that makes him a pinata for this and several other boards.

The dude had to buy lemon juice to get the stench off of his fingers.

Whether they are really liking it or just moaning for my benefit I get off on it. I came once while doing it( I was 17 ). If they look, smell and taste good chances are I'll spend a majority of my time doing that. Act away pretty ladies!

If you can lick a VAGINA (you do know this part of a woman's anatomy is INSIDE right?), unless you just poke your tongue in the vaginal opening and hope that works.  

You've got to be kidding me.... All this time I've just been licking vulva?!  
I do know the difference and I guess you could say I lick vulva more but anyone who has seen me knows I go as deep as I can. I like it but it's border line bad because it feels addictive.