I'm looking for someone who is willing to have sex in a stadium or arena. I asked a few people about this and they laughed at the idea and told me I am out of my mind. Why is this such a taboo request? My ultimate dream would be Madison Square Garden, Staples Center, Arrowhead or Green Bay. I keep hearing the I'm afraid of getting caught and it's not feasible. If the worst was to happen I would take care of all legal fee's.

But, no, it's not such an outlandish request.  A bit odd, but do-able.  Perhaps "you're" getting these responses because these people are familiar with you and know "you're" an idiot.

arrest record will stay...what if provider tries to get a civie job?

However, I would really only ever attempt this type of experience with a regular friend who I knew was SANE about taking these types of risks and who I felt comfortable with.  If you're contacting providers who you've never met before to request this type of session as a first meeting, then you're probably going about things the wrong way.  And if you're getting NO from your regular ladies, then maybe they're just not exhibitionists.  -shrug-

is a Clinton rally; if anyone says hey, what's going on, all you need to say is 'I'm with her'

Or has a civvie job

To potential onlookers, she is far more likely to be judged critically than you would be. Even the most hard-boiled of pros has good reason to be reluctant in inviting yet more judgement.  

Anyone who would vouch for me would know that I would take care of them. I can't see 30 people in a fake world and not have somewhat of a good name.

Always the sweetheart Jake. I never claimed to have a PHD in spelling.

You're likely to have plenty of minors around in those venues. I could be wrong, but you may run a huge risk of going to prison and being forever labeled as sex offenders for exposing yourselves in front of children. I think there have been cases of people doing it on the beach in eyesight of kids and getting in this kind of trouble.

I can get the tickets if that's what you mean.

That would turn me on even more.

Thanks for the thoughts.  

I didn't even think down this road. Thanks for the thoughts.

YES IT DOES

The places you have mentioned will probably have families there. You're going to take care of the legal fees? ? Lol!!! You going to take care of the criminal records and you going to erase the image of your penis from any child that might see you?  
Why don't you just go to a swing club?

eom

...the mid-70s, my first concert as a 15 year old kid, when the lights came up after the show there was just three seats away from me a woman straddling a guy and they were going at it like rabbits!

I would have loved the hippy years, That sounds like a hell of a night.  

He needs to sign up for the remedial curriculum at JDU.

or yours for that matter. But it would be a national story and you both could probably write a book, The Hapless Hooker.  

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and loved to fuck at my place (always outcall here) with the windows open or on my deck.
That was fine with me as we were unseen by a possibly curious audience. HOTTT.  

Cameras at the stadium. And everyone has a camera on their phone.