I was playing with someone this morning, missionary-style, when it was time for me to pop. I pulled out, unwrapped, and came all over her. Unfortunately, I shot right into her right eye. I've done this to myself sometimes while jerking off and it hurts like HELL! She was fine with it at first, but noted as time went on that her eye was aching. When I kissed her goodbye (and offered to go to the lobby gift shop and buy her some Visine), I noticed that her right eye was looking redder than it should and I felt bad for the rest of her appointments that day.

My question: Anyone have any recommendations for taking the pain out of a cumshot to the eye? I've tried rinsing with cold water in the past with little luck. Anyone know of a good remedy???

Maybe in addition to a pair of knee-pads, a set of goggles is a nice greeting present for a provider.

When cum gets in my eye, I worry about STD as it is a point of entry. My eye would turn red but it does not always itch. What I do is wash it out with eye drops and/ or water. It's not as if you can wash it out with detergent.

I recently had a load that packed more wallop than either of us had expected, and it ended up doubling for shampoo, but I've NEVER, even as a teenager had a load shoot far enough to hit myself in the face.  Are you sure it wasn't someone else's load in your eye???  Just kidding, but man I'm jealous.  On a brighter note, I've never had jizz in my eye, but I did get jalapeno juice in it one time.  No sex involved, but it hurt like a mofo.

I've done this to a couple of very nice providers and I felt like such an asshole later.

You have to tell them when to shut there eyes and have a towel ready to wipe off any that gets near their eyes.

That's pretty good to get it in your own eye.

I used to be able to get my chin.  My nipple is about the best I can do now.

Yes, flush with plenty of water.  An eyecup would be handy.  In fact, I do bring goggles along with me now, just in case.

Yeah, I'm pretty lucky...I can still shoot it over my head if I really get worked up...and at my advanced age, too! Maybe I'm Peter North's long-lost brother...

I was thinking of bringing a welding visor along for the woman I'm making love to, but it kinda kills the ambience...

I did the same thing to a poor gal recently. I didn't mean to but first part of blast went into her  right eye. For rest of the hour and a half her eye was very red. I felt awful. She just tried to rinse it out as much as possible. Wasn't much else to do but ride it out.
Accidents happen.

you can't aim the thing.....jeeezzzz

I do remember those days - fondly.  When I was in the Air Force, we ran out of bullets, so I whacked off and shot down a MIG.  Or was that a Misquitoe?  Hmm...shot down something.

But that was long ago.  Although last week I did do a self HJ and the dribble hit me on the toe...hurt like hell.

Years ago my second husband (who was laying on his back)came so hard it hit the wall over the bed. LOL. He was a good 5'8" tall but the bed had a book shelve as a head board. So I figure it shot about 5 feet. I have been working very hard at seeing if I can help anyone break his record. LOL.

I learned the hard way, never dangle one's head off the bed if the gentleman on the recieving end of my attention is the type to unexpectedly set off the fireworks.

Gravity works, and when the nasal cavity is lower than the back of the mouth by virtue of being dangled off the bed - well, you get the idea.

He apologized profusely, but I was too busy sputtering and choking to take much notice at the time!

Get me excited, and I usually spray the headboards after pulling out from mish....

Alas, some women love it, others dislike the "mess" it makes...

every time I hear this story from you.