You all know the scene: walking down the hotel hallway, there are several doors cracked open. And every time, I am sooo tempted to just take a peek behind door #2, or maybe door #3... Anyone have a tale to tell?

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I have heard that there is a sofa or something like that they have in women's bathroom at our company. Just heard ok.. From sources. Wondering what the purpose of that is? Is it for cramps?  Why don't we have that in guy's bathroom.

Oh shit. Wrong room..

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Unfortunately, that was behind the door I was supposed to go in one time.

She had transposed two of the numbers. The door was supposed to be ajar, but wasn't. I knocked. Luckily nobody answered the door.

It all got straightened out with a phone call. But I wonder what I would have said or done if some woman had opened the door. But you know me, I would have dealt with it in style.

Joking...

A little story, but a close call.

I was visiting a touring lady I know well, she was visiting my city and we had arranged a meeting well in advance, a meeting I was, as ever, very much looking forward to.

As I got near the hotel I texted her and she texted me her hotel room number so I walked through the hotel foyer relaxed and confident, like any other hotel guest and attracting no interest.

Arriving at the room with the number she gave me I knocked, normally she would leave the door ajar but it wasn't unusual. I knocked and no reply. I knocked again and again no reply.

At this point I was becoming conscious of standing in the hallway and rang the lady. She asked where was, I said I was outside the door. She asked again where I was, again I said I was standing outside the door, all the time becoming more and more conscious that I was standing in the hallway of a hotel and getting nowhere. I knocked again, not sure why she wasn't letting me in but on the phone she was still asking where I was as she was looking through the spy hole in the door.

She had accidentally given me the number of the room beside hers which, luckily, was empty as otherwise I would have had a LOT of explaining to do to whoever opened the door.

Thankfully she opened her room door to find me knocking at the wrong door and we were able to quickly, and quietly, resolve the situation.

Part of me wonders whether she being on a corridor beside empty rooms was a coincidence or whether the staff had some idea what she was working at and put her in a room at a quiet end of the hotel to keep both her and other residents happy?

 
(as a general question, even though we all try to enter and leave hotels as discretely as possible (both escorts and clients) what are the chances that the hotel staff know exactly what is going on and are just happy to have the booking as long as none of the other guests complain?

But I wasn't expecting a client. Come to think of it, I probably entered another provider's room and she listened to me talk to myself in confusion for a couple minutes while turning in circles.

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answered.  Had to find a discrete place to call the assistant to get the correct room number.  She transposed 2 of the digits in the room number.  I have seen the provider several times since and each time has been great.

The provider's assistant gave me the wrong floor and number. I was standing there by the door with the cleaning staff staring at me. Or it felt like they were staring

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No shit?

..by a knock at the door.  I answered and there stood an absolute knockout.  5''1,blonde, blue eyes and the sexiest smile. She apologized for being a few minute late. I guess I had a puzzled look on my face and then my girlfriend came up behind me and the girl realized her mistake and walked off.  Damn it.