of things that married couples do, which you would think would go without saying, but on the other hand, maybe it just confirms what many married guys already know all too well.

(Hint:  It rhymes with "hex".)

The gal does the dishes and cooking and the guy watches ball games with his buddies..

Oh sure.. She can watch her Soap Operas...but in a different room and AFTER the dishes are done..

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you forgot the bit about bring me a cold beer and a cup each of hot and cold water -

the hot and cold water is for her to use during my blowjob....   I've loved a hot and cold blowjob every since my first visit to the Philippines....

Cold beer is needed when things get hot and heavy on SNF.  

And if she is too busy with them dishes, I wouldn't mind a nice sloppy BBJ from her best friend..

You just pay her hourly for taking proper care of your man needs, then she uses that money to pay the maid for cooking and cleaning, and buys her own tv and room?

Oh wait...that's my life.  Sorry married folks, carry on. ;P

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