The build up as the space between closes and the first physical touch occurs...the feel of her clothes under your hand as you trace out the curves of her hips...the drawing together of your bodies when you wrap your arms around her...the feel of your breath mingling as your lips touch...feeling the beating of her heart and the rhythm of her breathing through your chest...the warmth as your bodies press together..

... She straps on a dildo and starts jabbing me in the ass ...  no lube.

As I scream and cry for help, she pulls out a key and handcuffs me to the bed. ... while forcing bareback intercourse on me.  

After I cum all over her face, she proceeds to in vitro fertilize herself with my semen. She then walks up to me, ever so seductively ... the feel of her breath heavy as I imagine my hands caressing the curves of her body. She bends down to my ear and utters "You're going to make a wonderful father to our children! I've booked us a flight to Vegas at 10, and we can be married before dawn! I love you!!"

THE END

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Before barfing all over my keyboard after reading your sappy, sickeningly sweet letter to Penthouse. I changed the channel to someguy's station in the hopes of finding something a bit more entertaining.

Come of dude, pace yourself. The BSU competition is a marathon, not a sprint.

After all, you'll have them forever

Forever is a VERY long time. I sometimes forget who I fucked yesterday.

We saved the polaroids for ya.

Maybe writing romance novels can be a fall back career.  

Maybe quit your day job ...

and reality all comes crashing back.

... that you forgot to pay your phone bill.

 

Which you will need to schedule with another, if this date doesn't satisfy.

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slap you silly.  That's about as cliche as it gets.  The mixed metaphors, split infinitives - where is Conan when we need him...  OK - I get it - Irony!

Yeah - I like women; I enjoy necking, making out and even talking to them.  .. and fucking them silly.  Then leaving.  

Yes - anticipation is good; it's not all.  Otherwise I could skip the placement of benjamins into her hot little hands....

I'm probably doing you no favors by saying so, but I think it was lovely. I love to hear when there are men who savor the build-up as much as I do. It's the appetizer to a luscious feast. And your description was exceptional for this forum- most men (as you can see from the responses on this thread) can't string together anything nuanced to save their lives. Lol! Bless 'em.

Anticipation is something to be luxuriated in!

Now you'll get called a BSU, mangina, and all number of terms. They'll warn you that you're in danger of falling for one of us. They'll tell you that "most" of the women here will think you're a sap, fool, whatever. Ignore them. The ladies you likely endeavor to see love that stuff.

If so, I think you're now in the running.

I agree  100%  I adore the journey

and yes, she is eligible, and most definitely in the running.

Personally, I am with the crowd that just wants to bitch slap him for almost making me lose my breakfast and you have my personal thanks for helping me keep my breakfast down with your earlier response. I still want to bitch slap the OP however.

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I bet you it made you want to barf and then slap the dog shit out of the OP, or at least that's how I felt when I first read it this morning.

His post didn't make me want to barf or bitch slap him... It just reminded me of my desire for this...

You are a good hobby guy.  I don't care if it's p4p  it can still be awesome for both of us.

Like ketchup out of a bottle.