and be sure to leave a 30% tip for both the waiter and the hooker

And nobody to brag to about it. None of my fact to face friends are hobbyists. Couldn't tell the wife Need to brag to someone so I guess this is my only outlet. So there you go. Wow. What a fantastic hour.

but I agree about that "treat her right" crap

May I suggest you share a few details by writing a review...  

and maybe none are, but I wonder about a few of mine. You're probably right though...I think it's true that 100x more men would than do if they only had the balls to try it. But I digress...good for you!!

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And he should give her as many o's as he wants but please, for the love of God, no embracing like long lost lovers or making out like teenagers, and if the urge to write "who was I to say no?" strikes I hope OP will do his best to suppress it.

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Heck...for that one hour of unbridled passion it's the least he could have done.

So I can keep her to myself." Every time I read that I cringe. And she usually already has 30-40 reviews.

And no "treat her right, gents".  How about a link to her ad?

The odds are it was, but he really didn't specify who he had this great experience with.

Actually I have one friend who knows I "hobby" and frankly he is jealous and wishes he could do it to but doesn't have the balls, just as you say. So I guess I *could* share with him

Nope no reviews. This is an UTR girl not looking for a high volume. Besides I have no pretensions about boasting of my sexual prowess. This review would read more like "I was lucky just to be there..." And I was

Glad you had a good time  

Posted By: masters1828

Nope no reviews. This is an UTR girl not looking for a high volume. Besides I have no pretensions about boasting of my sexual prowess. This review would read more like "I was lucky just to be there..." And I was

Odd you should say this.As an old man, I have had quite a few male MDs who frequently examined my prostate. It was always "bend over the exam table and up my but he went. On the other hand, so to speak, I have had 2 female primary care MDs. They always ask me to get on the exam table  and lay on my side. They were so gentle it was almost pleasant. Note, I said "almost." pleasant

You are doing it in a sterile environment, no wonder! Prostate manipulation is as much mental as it is physical.  Getting over what the doctors do is kind of tough, considering that's most mens first experience.  Women do generally have a better bedside manner based on being the opposite sex alone.. I mean could you imagine a male doctor trying harder to make you relax. It would probably make you feel even more uncomfortable (is he hitting on me?!?). It's a touchy subject to say the least and honestly I wish they had better ways of approaching it. Prostrate releases/milking are so beneficial and done right can have many health benefits. Once you get that mental block though it's tough to correct, not impossible, especially with someone who can make it enjoyable and effortless.  

Meant a lot to be treated like a lady, and a super awesome experience for me. Unfortunately, I have given off the impression that I didn't have a nice time somehow. Oh wait. That's what everybody else is telling me I think. Apparently I have no say on whether or not I have a good time. It has to go to vote by popular opinion.

would have pushed it over to pleasant!

I'd rather them drive or fly to see me anyway!

That gag never gets old.

if you could sell that attitude in a bottle you might strike gold.

Posted By: Courtney.Ova

Meant a lot to be treated like a lady, and a super awesome experience for me. Unfortunately, I have given off the impression that I didn't have a nice time somehow. Oh wait. That's what everybody else is telling me I think. Apparently I have no say on whether or not I have a good time. It has to go to vote by popular opinion.  
   
 For me, I still see it as a great memory of humor on both ends, as opposed to 'annoying' by any means. Farking hilarious, but not against any person. Just a fun memory.  
   
 I tried sea food of all kinds made and served directly to me by the owner & head chef RJ Cooper. I watched everything prepared directly in front of me. I was introduced to many flavors I have never tried before, and felt it was a very educational experience - which is something I crave... New experiences, learning new, fresh things, and experiencing different approaches and styles.  
   
 The staff was very nice and their style was extremely classy. I was very impressed.  
   
 I had great conversation with my date, and I feel as though I was treated with respect. One thing I enjoy is being around people who like to impress and wow me. Much better than entering a room and being asked to put on a circus, fulfill a crazy checklist, and be told I'm not good enough. Which happens a lot in this industry. I can usually screen those guys out ahead of time.  
   
 But what really kinda causes a good eye roll for me is having words put in my mouth, and thoughts put in my head.  
   
 In case anyone is wondering here, I don't dish out and flame people by name for who they see. So I would appreciate it if you don't disrespect how I run my business, and assume I'm unprofessional enough to complain about someone doing something extremely generous toward me. Now that would be pretty douchy of me, wouldn't it? And get paid to go? How arrogant and diva like attitude. No thanks. I don't hang around people like that, and am not like that myself.  
   
 And my greatest appreciation goes out to the lovely gentlemen who have enjoyed me, blessed me with their gifts, their skills, and been genuine good company - no matter what dollar spent - as long as it was the agreed rate.  
   
 We all do what we can do for each other, whether it be a one hour date, or a week long date. But it took a lot of guts for someone to do something like this, and it's going very far in my book to go to such lengths to tell a guy who did something nice that he did it all wrong. It's just outright mean.  
   
 And I just want people to know that really, all that matters is that I liked it. And I liked it. If anyone knows me, no one tells me who I like, dislike, what I like nor what I dislike. Some people don't like that.  
   
 So please, don't ruin my opportunity for future encounters with gents who want to wine and dine me by outwardly expressing non existent thoughts. I think way differently than the majority about my night. And my vote weighs much more than the majority.  
   
 Off my foot stool.  
   
 *disclaimer-this has been a public announcement to all, not one specific person. If you don't like it, I do provide the opportunity for unwashed ass worship / toilet training at a premium rate.*  
   
   
   
 Kisses

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...and think Courtney would be a perfect running mate! How about it my dear?

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No candles and soft light, standing up, I am just happy when it's over.  Not remotely pleasant.  Then again, several girls who called themselves "prostate massage" experts have failed to stimulate me this way, too.

...it was the opposite. My primary physician is a small guy with small hands and is very quick about it... earlier this year during my annual physical, he was called away for an emergency, so his nurse practitioner did my exam.  Let's call her "Hilda" with very large hands and it seemed like she was rooting around up there trying to find a lost treasure or something... Definitely not pleasant.

Maybe lol

Posted By: MatureGFE

would have pushed it over to pleasant!  
   
 Steph xoxo

LOL! Maybe Hilda had some training at a male prison.

I asked my doctor if it was normal for guys to get an erection when he sticks his finger up their ass during a prostate exam.

I "decline" unless she's attractive and I'm paying for it. I'll take my chances because I've seen guys who have had their prostate removed. A guy I worked with is still pissing on himself and has major ED - 5 years after surgery. No thanks. Someday in the future people will look back on prostate surgery as butchery... because it is.