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How do you make a Larger Ejaculation?
muck 4 Reviews 3672 reads
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After watching all these adult films, I'm feeling a little inadequate about my cumshots.

Anyone know a method/Diet/Trick to firing a bigger wad?

I've seen products that tout results but it all looks like snake oil.

Any help?

Thanks in advance.

I would assume to some degree it may have to do with hydration. I've known many men that didn't drink water nearly as much as they should. I'm just guessing this could have an impact.

Some guys are born able to blow huge loads, some guys weren't.  It's all in the genetics of the person.  Sounds like you may be in the second category, not the first.  What difference does it really make?

mtnbike2266 reads

Get bigger balls!!!!!!!!!!

Drink plenty of water, bring yourself close a couple of times first.

Take lotsa Vitamin E supposedly helps make more semen. I have heard it also increases the length of an orgasm............By
Miliseconds............................
My kingdom for a few more Miliseconds........... 8=P
tyvm, P.T.

Daily: amino acid and multi-vitamin tablet

Morning during day of splooge(S): large glass of pineaple juice(makes for sweeter splooge,also)

During day of splooge(S): Hydrate,hydrate,hydrate

2-4 hours before blastoff: Icey cold massage of balls

about 75 minutes before the action commences....

take 30-50Mg of Viagra...followed by (2) 9 ounce
glasses of Vanilla egg cream(seltzer((club soda)),vanilla syrup,and light cream or milk)...(sprinkle some hot red pepper in the first glass)(you'll need the second glass to wash it down)...

not only will you get an initial tremendous belch...but Big Jim will cum later and erupt like Mount St. Helens...You'll double your pleasure...for sure

During foreplay: Champers,champers,champers

WARNING: Please be sure you are not allergic to any of the above ingredients,have a Dr's prescription for Viagra...

...and of course be sure to warn your partner about the forth cuming copious amounts of hot "Lava".

Cheers!



It is not the size of the equipment a male or female has, it is not the amount of liquid that cums out either.

It is how the male or female uses what equipment they have that matters.

Are you so worried your Provider will laugh at the fact you only produce droplets when your buddy produces gallons?

Then stop comparing what you produce to others and stop allowing your ego to control you and start enjoying your Providers and allowing your body to produce what it can, ounces or gallons, no biggie if your satisfied.

nothing like cuming like a NYC firehydrant gone haywire in 95 degree heat...SPLUUUUUUUUUNK SPLOOOOOOGE SPLOOOOOOGE

SPLOOOGE SPLOOOGE SPLOOOOOGE SPLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOGE!


Now...that's alot of Jism and I don't mean Shirley....

Cheers!

stpenn4199 reads

The larger your Ejaculation, the longer your wait for round two. So as you can see there is a trade-off.

lseek3001 reads

The products are pretty much snake oil, or it's the same stuff you could get at a health food store at a lower price.

Hydration is important as other will suggest. Supplement wise, a lot of people swear by arginine and lysine. I don't think arginine does much for semen volume but it helps erection quality quite a bit. If you want a do-it-all pill that's not snake oil, there's a couple different brands of "male support" vitamins. GNC has Arginmax, which has arginine, zinc, a few other goodies.

Some have suggested oysters; it turns out they're high in zinc.

The other thing that will help a bit is lecithin. It's a large component of semen and also brain tissue, ironically, and supplementing with it definitely helps with volume. Most health food stores carry it -- get granules, because you need like a 1/8 of a cup to get any useful impact from it. Egg yolks are also high in lecithin.

VonRyan's suggestion of cold or ice massages a few hours before is supported by quite a few.

Lastly, it's been said that the female fertility drug Clomid greatly increases semen volume (Clomid is used by bodybuilders coming off of steroids to keep their testosterone levels up.) I wouldn't recommend screwing around with this stuff tho.

Personally, I do arginine and lecithin, and make sure I'm with an adequately hot partner.

Um, ejaculate never gets anywhere near the ureters.  Those are between the kidneys and the bladder.

Do you mean urethra?

Please Remember that on the movies some cum shots are augumented I.E special effects...Clear syrp and a white coloring agent

mtnbike3749 reads

Honestly, unless i was in some kind of 'splooge volume' contest, i could care less about the volume of it. All I know is the more excited I am and the more 'in to' it I am, the farther I'll shoot. I'll take a couple of droplets that shoot across the room any day over a cement mixer oozin out the sludge all day.

stpenn5134 reads

I heard that a Prostate message (which is a Tantra move) will increase the volume of cum, and it is supposed to feel fantastic as well.  There are providers who are very good at this.

Depends on what kind of splooge you are looking for!

There is the Exon Valdez : where small craft warnings are posted, the Governor declares it a disaster area, small mammals and birds are cleaned up by volunteers from Greenpeace.
 
There is the Stay Puff Marshmellow man; where half of New York is covered in white sticky spoolge.

Then there is the simple: Bill Murray, “I’ve been slimmed!”

All great choices depending on the level you wish to achieve.

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