I saw me a blond hoe today and she buried her mouth in my balls and made my nut sack, dick, and taint her new home for a few hours. Hoe was real comfortable down there. Welp, to make a long story longer, I'm under heat because SO found 2 blond hair wrapped around my sack. White girl hair on my dick! I always take me a shower after fuckin hoes so it's weird as shit how da hoe's hair still got stuck down there. My SO has dark brown hair so it's lookin pretty suspicious. I acted like I didn't know nothin'. She suspecting I have a mistress. I denied everythang. Tanks to da blond hoe hair around my nut sack, the SO is rummaging through my shit.  

I get teeth marks regularly.  The wife's eyes/mouth/face don't go near enough to inspect...at least not very often these days.

who hobby for variety or kink.  

sounds like dis brotha with the hoe hair is pretty well fucked up..

And...when you shower afterward while washing your ball sack, cup them and pull downward slightly then close your hand and make sure any stragglers are removed.

Is to get access to a 24hour gym. Get in the whirlpool before you take a shower. Many of these gyms have towels that you don't have to worry about carrying. Good for taking off perfume. Speaking of which some perfumes take about 6 laps of swimming to get the perfume off your body.

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if still have a lady's hair on your body, you can always say you got it from the swimming pool

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Dude hates wimmin so much, none of them r dumb enuf not to figger it out.  Dude's SO is his palm

First there was slavery, then Jim Crow laws, and if that wasn't enough we've already had the Dungbeeltle. Ridgetucky, and the Turdmeister all coming out as being black. Now for the final insult, black members have to claim NEG as one of their own???!!! That just seems too cruel for words. Personally I am not buying it. Black people have suffered enough without having to claim this troll as one of "them"  I call bullshit on NEG being black.

Never gets old!  haha!

Im only 1/2 and Im not claiming him.  

The fact that you evean HAVE a SO astounds me,or that you have a job that affords you the opportunity to see "hoes" , i didnt know Mcdonals was paying that well now, maybe i should rethink MY profession.

roll some duct tape into a ball and drag it around your wedding tackle to remove stray hairs. Works for getting dog hair off my sofa.  

After humping a garden tool he went after the neighbor's Golden Retriver. Then he went home, put on women's clothing and yelled at himself in the mirror for an hour.

Sorry

Maybe he's Ted Danson!

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Maybe she was a Space Escort!!!!

If he's black I'm a busty 5 8' asian …

Best response sooo far!!!

Wouldn't you know, I was wearing a brand new, right out of the package, not yet laundered pair of underpants.  The label doesn't say, "Made in China" or Bangladesh or Mexico or DR.  Before I tore out the label, it said, "Made in Sweden" and "Inspected by #47" who happens to be a long haired blond.  

areas where stray hairs may be hiding.  Maybe you should keep the lights dim when playing with wifey?

and without exception they are PWB's that "think" they are speaking ghetto, when in reality they are just speaking gibberish.

BTW, if you don't know what "PWB" stands for, it's short for Pasty White Boy.lol