I had scheduled an appointment with just 2 hours for me to get ready. I had a nice indian dinner and really loaded up my stomach with curry. It's my favorite but my mouth was smelling like curry afterwards. I then took care of business in the mensroom just to be safe, and then went about my way onto the highway.
DA was cruising at 58~60mph in a 55mph zone, blasting some oldies techno music, and feeling like a middle-aged bad ass. I usually arrive early and take care of face/hand/mouth hygiene in the lobby restroom but since I was running 4 minutes late according to the GPS, I got the mouthwash out and gargled for 15 seconds. It was then I realized I can't spit that out because I cleaned up my car: no empty soda cans, no cups for me to spit out on. So, I'm driving with a mouthful of mouthwash for 3~5 minutes yet still have 15 minutes to go. I still didn't feel like stopping since I'm on the highway plus I'm already gonna be 4 minutes late. Swallowing it was another option but I didn't feel like taking chances with what's unknown to me and potentially toxic. If I spit out the window, I was pretty sure it's going to splash back at me. But what if I was to spit it out with some force? So after about 6~7 minutes passed all the while I got this alcohol-based mouthwash marinating in my mouth desensitizing most of my taste buds and couldn't really feel the tingling by now, I rolled down the window again and spit that minty thing out as far as I can. Bad idea!! The wind turned out to be stronger than I can spit out. The entire rear window frame was covered in it, and I had just got it washed earlier. :s A little bit got on my hair and shoulders too and I reeked of mint! When I got to the incall and kissed her, she said I smell as if I just brushed my teeth. Well, after holding mouthwash in my mouth for like 7 minutes I would friggin hope so!! Lesson Learned: pop in one of those "curiously strong" mints instead. Don't mouthwash and drive... lol...and took a swig of mouthwash. I couldn't spit it out going 70, so I waited until I exited. At the red light, I opened the door, stuck my head out and spit it on the ground. The guy behind me must have thought I puked!
DA was cruising at 58~60mph in a 55mph zone, blasting some oldies techno music, and feeling like a middle-aged bad ass. I usually arrive early and take care of face/hand/mouth hygiene in the lobby restroom but since I was running 4 minutes late according to the GPS, I got the mouthwash out and gargled for 15 seconds.
It was then I realized I can't spit that out because I cleaned up my car: no empty soda cans, no cups for me to spit out on. So, I'm driving with a mouthful of mouthwash for 3~5 minutes yet still have 15 minutes to go. I still didn't feel like stopping since I'm on the highway plus I'm already gonna be 4 minutes late. Swallowing it was another option but I didn't feel like taking chances with what's unknown to me and potentially toxic.
If I spit out the window, I was pretty sure it's going to splash back at me. But what if I was to spit it out with some force? So after about 6~7 minutes passed all the while I got this alcohol-based mouthwash marinating in my mouth desensitizing most of my taste buds and couldn't really feel the tingling by now, I rolled down the window again and spit that minty thing out as far as I can.
Bad idea!! The wind turned out to be stronger than I can spit out. The entire rear window frame was covered in it, and I had just got it washed earlier. :s A little bit got on my hair and shoulders too and I reeked of mint! When I got to the incall and kissed her, she said I smell as if I just brushed my teeth. Well, after holding mouthwash in my mouth for like 7 minutes I would friggin hope so!!
Lesson Learned: pop in one of those "curiously strong" mints instead. Don't mouthwash and drive... lol
How's that SPOTY trophy nomination coming along for you?
Your butt buddy JCA seems to be leading now since you have betrayed him and posted a few sensible and accurate posts as of late, aside from this one. LOL I think gagambler is going to owe me some serious money, at least a week trip to Costa Rica, when I win this bet but considering he's my buddy I'd feel really bad if you let him down. He's counting on you ma man!!! ROFI guess I need to stop drunk posting. rofl
I should have known that someone in a '76 two-tone maroon Cordoba would pull a stunt like that.
Hey, what kind of techno-pop do you listen to? I love that shit. Have you got turned on to the Diesel Boy series yet? -- Modified on 8/14/2014 5:53:55 AM
"rich, Corinthian leather interior."
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How about some Chicken Salad and Mac n Cheese next time... 
..... Spitting good alcohol out instead of the alternative and swallowing.
The story you tell is a " happens all the time " occurrence with us guys and I have been swallowing for years without any problems.
Wow, that sounds wrong.
and not only changed handles, but did so multiple times, and by doing so lost boatloads of SPOTY points, he would be the clear leader for SPOTY this year.
but the fact of the matter is, your moron DID lose all those SPOTY points, just like FIDIOT did last year, and now there is a wide open race for SPOTY.
and yes I am still counting on my little mushroom cap to repeat and I appreciate the kind words in that regard, but a week in Costa Rica is out of the question, I "might" be persuaded to pay for your first session if you manage to find your way down there though. lol
I do know one thing, If we had a category for the boards "grumpiest" poster, Fungy would win hands down. He has forced me to eat my words about BP even being in the same category where "grumpy" posting in concerned. I am not wrong often (that's my story and I am sticking to it), but on the "rare" occasions that I get something wrong, I am man enough to admit it, and yes I am eating those words I uttered a few months ago. Fungy is the undisputed king where it comes to "grumpy" posting. lol
and most likely SPOTY to boot.
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I fell out of my K car, as you're probably aware, its a nice reliable automobile.
Rich Corrinthian leather lmao, can you say it like Ricardo Maltibon? With that Spanish accent? Hey boss, de plane, de plane
That does sound wrong.
I guess I'm a spitter not a swallower rofl
I have ever read. Too bad it was void of content.
I have never seen anyone who's constantly serious, permanently pissed, and grumpy as Dungus.
He has a zero sense of humor and always needs to post some rude reply under nearly every single main post here. Case in point, when we talked about him being a mean humorless turd, he responded "what do YOU know about humor?" lmaobut I suppose "Oriental" has gone out of style or is not politically correct......
ut I knew someone was going to say something about Asian and driving. White people are too predictable. :p
Instead of "wasting" the remaining contents of a $2 bottle mouthwash, you splashed it all over yourself and your car, and just about seared a provider's lungs with the fumes.
You're a cheap fucker.
I never thought of it that way.
Of course the idea of "HoC with ginger and scallions" is rather funny as well.
come here hound, jump in the nice man's wok. lol