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That's when you suck my dick and I owe you one. lol

Actually I live giving and I like receiving, but I like doing one or the other, not both at the same time.

Ok Skarpy, fess up, just how did you manage to intercept our conversation? Or did I just get drunk and forgot to hang up the phone? lmao

No chick likes 69.  

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Nicky: mumble mumble *knocks over glass* FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!  

GaG: *one drunken eye looking at table, the other at Nicky* WHAT???? Which one? I'll fuck her first! *looks around wildly*

Nicky: NO DAMN YOU TO HELL! I understand now... It is so beautiful... We never have to leave ever again... *loses train of thought* *puts head on arms and falls alseep*

GaG: GOD DAMN AMATEUR! *pounds table and falls over onto floor* FUCK! *Crawls into chair again* We have to leave tomorrow YOU BASTARD!!!

Nicky: *looks up and leers drunkenly* No we don't. SKARP! We get him to pay for ALL THE HOOKERS FOREVER!!@!! *raises arms in triumph and falls backwards over chair onto floor*

GaG: *understanding maniacally lighting up his left eye as the right eye wanders blindly* BARTENDER!!! MOAR HOOKERS AND TEQUILA PLZ!!!! HAHAHHASHSAH@!@!@!@@!

George Clooney in The American tells his provider that she can quit faking it. "I come here to get pleasure," he tells her. "Not to give it." I think of that line every time a provider climbs over me into a 69. That, and ... I really hope she showered recently.
 

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and no, I am just as hard a grader drunk as I am sober, but I am just a lot more likely to fuck a six drunk than sober, however she doesn't magically become an eight just because I am shitfaced. I still know that she's a six, I just don't necessarily give a fuck.

BTW, That pic was most definitely NOT taken at the Co Cal, nor does it appear to be taken at the Del Rey by the location of the TV set, but it's almost certainly somewhere in Costa Rica as you can see the Imperial logo in the background which is the National beer of Costa Rica.

What a prick. I'll be there later and we can knock back a few.  Drinks, that is.  Ticas later.

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And you're right, his numerical scale is about 2 points lower than TER's.

...I wouldn't give her more than a 7. I wonder do the scores change the later it gets and the drunker Nick and GaG get?

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Or maybe "especially" a black out drunk would know. lol

FWIW, I rarely am a "black out" drunk. I am not saying that it has never happened, but it is extremely rare for me.

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I have never seen him black out.  Of course, maybe it happened to him after I blacked out?  I'm quite sure, though, that I did not.  Costa Rica is actually quite safe but I would not want to black out there.  Especially when crossing Parque Morazon.

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but trust me, not only are there some 8's on the GaGa scale down there, but even a few 9's, alas the number of 9's I've seen in the last three or four years can probably be counted on one hand.

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I mean, why would they need to?  So they can get reviewed on TER?  Hell, none of the mongers down here have heard of TER either.

and there are even a few loosely organized agencies, but they are the exception, not the rule. Plus, there are other review sites in the world besides TER, but those other review sites combined don't have a tenth of the reviews as TER, but they do have more reviews in other countries. Obviously I can't mention any names, but yes they are out there.

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