when our lovelies waste 15 minutes greasing up with orange tanning make-up all over the body; especially when the girl had lovely fair skin in her photos. How to say this nicely?

Lumps, bumps, lack of strength training and bad skin in general looks better tanned.

With all the lighting they use. I'm not gonna waste the money. If y'all want exact skin tone email and ask. Skin color changes constantly.

I change shit up so much with the carpet and the drapes, (hair,) skin tone, color of mani/pedi, long nails, short nails, every month. (My hair also grows fast. I may possibly even have shoulder length hair by May, and then extensions.)

So... Photos will overlap. For me, it's really tough to keep up. But if you haven't noticed I do new photos every three months.

Not to mention, adding selfies, etc.

If your "how to tell her" includes saying she looks better with fair skin, the last guy probably told her she looks great with her new tan. So really, the most you'll get is an eye roll lol.

I don't know that she was fair-skinned to begin with, as I never saw her without a spray tan. I liked her better with the fake tan, though. Probably all those years of having a wife with skin as white as flour.  

Hey, fake tan, fake tits, fake whatever...  As long as it looks and feels good to me, I don't care.

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Now, are those fake tits and is that a fake tan? Who gives a shit

That's what I'm saying; for example I'm asked to wait in the lobby for that xtra 15 minutes while she readies; when in fact I should've pre-empted and said No stay pale. You are right; wise to find those who proudly promote their fair skin.

She would have smelled like spray tan. And that stuff smells nasty lol.

I spent a little (lot) of extra time getting ready for my date last night. I tried out a new make up contouring thing on my face. I thought it looked good...

But putting make up on the entire body would have rubbed up on the guy, which is not good. I do real tanning. The fake tans turn me orange. So tanning beds all the way for me. I love it for winter blues. Fake sun. But I have to be careful because I'm super pale, and I tan really quickly. But I lose it just as fast, which makes it tough to be exact as photos.

Was she orange? Are you sure it was tanning make up?

I had a photo shoot done last year just after I tanned for like a week. I looked white as a ghost in the pics. Lots of light, lots of exposure. They looked nice, but I had to change up the exposure myself to make it a little more accurate. Some girls don't know they can do that, I guess. It also does lessen the quality of the pics too, so some I doubt would want to mess with it.

Then again, there's always the chance of a couple weeks of tanning. Go three times a week for two weeks, and she's five shades darker.

One spray tan, and she's tan in 20 minutes.

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I've been paying for dates with these.
So far so good.

Unless the stuff rubbed off on you, she applied that much earlier and perhaps even days prior to your visit.  So many men are so clueless about what we ladies use/apply for various purposes lol.

If she were applying bronzer, or tinted moisturizer/lotion etc., to her ENTIRE BODY then she may have had a very good reason for it.  I've used stuff like that to cover up bruises, but that was back when I was still dancing.  

I'm very pale myself but do not get tan in the sun.... I burn.  Very easily.   I used to do the tanning beds, but I noticed my skin was changing/aging rapidly: it took me many, many sessions no more than a couple of days apart to work up to a base tan, then I had to keep tanning every 2-3 days just to maintain it. So not only did it take a noticeable toll on my skin, it ate up way too much of my time.  

So now I fake tan from time to time.  So sometimes I'm pale and sometimes I'm not.   I don't get the spray tans done, I use at-home self tanners and the result may not look like a natural tan, but it isn't orange either.  The spray tans do have a very strong odor, and I personally find I can still smell it even days later so I won't do those.  

Why do I fake tan? I think I look better with a little color, and have noticed I get more compliments on my physique when I'm a little tan vs Snow White Pale.    
~I once read somewhere that you can look 7lbs thinner when sporting a tan.  Not sure if that's true, but it may have something to do with why a lot of fitness models and virtually all professional wrestlers (Sheamus and Paige are two gloriously pale exceptions) are spray-tanned to here and gone. LOL.  Ok, back to the topic........~

It's a good idea to ask about things that are a lady's major attraction for you.  I've had guys ask me if my hair is the exact same shade as in my photos, if I'll be wearing that red nail polish, etc

she was a bit greasy, slimy.
i don't want to sound disrespectful.
i was just disappointed.
i have a thing for victorian era paleness.
but i'm a freak: i prefer not thongs but undies; i prefer not shaved or even landing strips but give me soft soft fur, soft and wispy like my gf who never gives it up.
but she is pale as milk.
tflms.

No shit, right? I can't even strike a pose, let alone try to figure out lighting, photo editing, etc. I'm getting better, but you guys are lucky you get what you've got in my photos. Lol. Seriously I have fallen once or twice in some photo shoots.

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In shape to obese but shit, we get what we get...how to say that nicely?

She could show up and some trick would piss and moan.

or at least moan, but in the good way. lol