1. thinking about the day before, you can not remember who you fucked.  You look at your day planner of the day before and see a couple of names and rack your brains as to what they look like.  Out of sight, out of mind.

2. you've lost count of the number of sexual partners you've had after 100.

3. when the people at Planned Parenthood begin to know you by first name after going there every couple of months for a check up.  Still, you say you have one sexual partner and have had him for many months for fear of being stigmatized.  Luckily they don’t seem to care.

4. you're primary exercise is sex and of course Kegals, Kegals, Kegals through out the day and everywhere you are.

5. a bad week in your mind is making only 1-2K.  This shouldn't be bad!  

6. after a hotel meeting with a client you wait for the elevators to open so you can go home.  As they do, a guy comes out and sees you and exclaims, "wow, hi! So good to see you!"  You have no idea who this guy is but according to him, you had a session with him just two months prior at this very same hotel.  He tells you his name and still you can't remember and you cant even remember being in said hotel before.  You feel bad because you obviously fucked him and you can't remember and he seems infatuated with you exclaiming what a great time he had. You go home to double check your day planner to see if he's telling the truth and yep, you did see him just two months ago. Still you can't remember.

7. you fear the people at the hotels will begin to recognize you although there are like 300 hotels in the city.

8. when you buy condoms in bulk of hundreds online.

9. you go shopping at Bergdorfs and you think the $200 price tag for a top is cheap.

10. you go shopping at Bergdorfs and you buy clothes according to how sexy they are and how easy it is to get in and out of them without looking like an idiot and without messing up your hair too much.

11. you start thinking you should create multiple pasts.  After seeing a few clients a day every day, going through the answers to "where did you grow up, what do you like to do, why did you move here, etc" begins to bore you with its repetition.

12. you love sex, but a fabulous fantasy night for you does not include it.

13.  you can't even think about dating or if you do it all comes down to how much the dates are willing to wine and dine you and for how long.  And you're certainly not going to give it up, after all you are worth WAY more than a dinner.  

14. your collection of porn, condoms, and toys would put even the most self proclaimed "player" or frat boy to shame.

15. you love your job as a provider so much that its your only income as you can not imagine doing anything else that would be worth your time.

16. the fear of violence and LE makes you terrified and incredibly sad although you can not for the life of you imagine as to why it is illegal.  Its feels so good and puts so many smiles on peoples faces, how can it be bad?

17.  you actually start to believe you are 3 years younger than you really are.

18. you feel like you need to use an alias because you do not want your clients to think you are fucking hundreds of men.  Each client is the only client you see for the day/week/month. And of course you do not want them to think you lie about your age and it astounds you when they think you are even younger than what you say you are.  If they only knew! Damn I must look good!

19. you think of sex in terms of acronyms.

20. you feel more comfortable naked than clothed in the presence of men.

21. you can not for the life of you imagine why you ever did date. And you certainly don’t understand the thinking of civies (especially civi women) when it comes to dating/ hooking up.  

22.  you regard people outside of this as "civi".

23. you hate when you get your period.  Granted it’s a nice down time, but you only think of it in terms of money lost and god you are soooo f*&!ing horny during this time!.

24. it feels perfectly normal to have up to 2K in 20s laying around your apartment.

25. you put up a disclaimer to say the above is only a work of fiction and you do not condone nor participate in any illegal activities and any activities that do take place are between two consenting adults and monies paid are for time and companionship only.