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who's Rita? eom
Blowing Chunks 2570 reads
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1 / 16
A not so boring photo gallary... More providers should do this.

While going through some profiles and websites, noticed that a certain provider had her whole photo album presented like a short strip tease!  

Each photo click subsequently lead to one more clothing coming off.  First she starts fully dressed. Then slowly, one by one, each layer of clothing came off. Probably not an original idea but still a great one that is under utilized. Well, it did get my attention and made me click through ALL of her photos.  

I'd post the link to the girl's site but I don't want this to be some threAD.  So all I can say is she's from sin city and her name sounds a lot like charles and her last name sounds like she may be into hunting.

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 657 reads
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2 / 16
I watched it backwards; she was getting dressed after I fucked her. (eom)


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Blowing Chunks 641 reads
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3 / 16
cuz you're a Great American hobbyist! That's just how you roll! either that...

She was getting dressed after finding out that your dick is too tiny lol

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 690 reads
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4 / 16
Hey, DA, Lovely Rita asked me to deliver a message--

She said you can stop pretending to have a one-inch dick.  There's no way in hell that's going to get you a goddamn Handicapped Parking Permit.

Blowing Chunks 553 reads
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5 / 16
who's Rita? eom


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WickedBrut 27 Reviews 524 reads
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6 / 16
[~ Lovely Rita, Meter Maid... ~] Beatles song? Circa Late 60's? Eom


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Blowing Chunks 613 reads
posted
7 / 16
Too ancient for me. I wasn't even born then. LMFAO

I know some Beatles songs though.

Pimpathy 686 reads
posted
8 / 16
That Beatles song...

Sounds like a love song dedicated to authority.

 
There is nothing lovely about receiving a parking ticket.

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 560 reads
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9 / 16
You say "More providers," not all. Which ones would you like to see do this? eom


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Blowing Chunks 560 reads
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10 / 16
did they drive a Volkswagen? eom


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Blowing Chunks 532 reads
posted
11 / 16
obviously the ones I wanna see. Like Taylor Swift, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba,

and Oprah  :D

Think Rosanne Bar would look OK doing a strip tease?  lol

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 599 reads
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12 / 16
Re: Taylor Swift, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba,

You have interesting taste. R Barr...?? No!

Pimpathy 646 reads
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13 / 16
did they drive a Volkswagen?

I thought they rode in a bus.

Related Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH9zG28GQEg

mrfisher 108 Reviews 642 reads
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14 / 16
That was in The Magical Misery Tour. eom


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Pimpathy 480 reads
posted
15 / 16
That was the idea.

and I know, wrong album.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 541 reads
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16 / 16
Lmfao! Best one liner of the week! E


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