I was chatting with my ATF in bed after a long heated session this past W/E and told her if she was a board game she would be Candyland. She asked why that game, I replied " She's Princess Loly and has gumdrop nipples and the sweetest honey pot". She burst out laughing and after a moment said I would be Chutes & Ladders. I asked why, she replied that the game is about learning the benefits of good deeds and the consequences of naughty ones. She's so right!  
What game would your life be?

In my early days in the hobby, my hobby life most resembled Mystery Date. Call an agency, request a girl, and hope for the best as I get ready to open the door.

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I know... So obvious...

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One is chess, the other is poker.

Success comes not so much from being particularly good at one or the other, but in knowing which game is being played.

Here's a guy who made a name for himself knowing the difference:

If it's bad, Sorry.  If I'm with an FOB, Pictionary. Overall, I try not to get into Trouble and require an Operation.  

It's a cute bluffing card game where you and a friend take turns picking a card and guess if it's meow or not meow. If the other person gets to 2 not meow cards before you can call their bluff, you lose.  

So in this industry, both parties are taking a risk. As a client, you look at reviews which state whether the provider is a meow (worth seeing) or not meow (not worth seeing). And a provider, your client introduces themselves and based on how they present themselves, you decide if they're a meow or not meow. And everyone is pretending to be a meow but some are not meows.

Thank you for entertaining this random and terrible analogy I have a link to the game below.

it resembles a board game and other times, a bored game.  

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Landed on the hotels and sometimes residential locations. Then gotta pay ....to have some fun!

Poop Chutes and Ladders if I'm lucky ... make that if she's lucky ...

is my favorite board game... if I needed one to resemble my provider life it would be...

Ticket to Ride! *ba dum tssshhh*

And there are so many reasons. I love to travel and since becoming a provider I've been a companion on jaunts to London, Chicago, NYC, the DR, and Cancun. I enjoy "conquering" *laughs* and to ride. Plus, you need a ticket of sorts to ride.  

I really could go on lol.

That's all I have to say!!!

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When it comes to board games, why not go with a sex-game that follows the lifestyle in money and time spent.

The Let’s F*ck game is simple enough, (perhaps even doable in an hour with an escort in agreement), as it allows the traveling game piece to end up on spaces that lead to the act. Once there, the only mystery is the spin of the spinner for each sex position.

In the attached video, skip the cheesy first half and advance to 1:07 for demo.

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Anyone ever get stuck in the poopy-hole?

and maybe one day I'll get one.

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Hobby: Go. There isn't always time to finish.  
Real life: Solitaire. There isn't always time to finish.

Someone is always pulling at a piece  and eventually it will all fall  
Lol

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Actually, Rachael, I did once pick up Twister and take it to my ATF's incall.  Damn, did we ever have fun, fumbling at the spinner with my balls dangling on her neck.

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Love the adventure and roller coaster ride. Business trips are set and canceled just as quickly. In the Northeast.....Nor'easter's in March! It's up and it's down and rarely an ending! When there is an ending...it sure is a very very happy one!