Being somewhat of a techie, always curious about new and innovating products hitting the market.  Came across this item that is currently being developed and thought to myself that this would be an interesting way to keep tabs on my performance.  Not sure how appreciative a lady would be knowing that this item was keeping track of my activity, but have to admit it would interesting if that data was shared.

I used the micoach tracker in my soccer shoes for awhile - you can compare your performance to people all around the world - including professionals.
Pretty embarrassing.

The company won't take your money until it has "a firm release?"

Perhaps I'm just being paranoid but with the concerns being raised over "the internet of things" being hacked and info hijacked, what happens when someone hacks into your condom and decides to hold your info (and your balls) for ransom?

why do I want to tie myself to an electronic leash that no matter what I do or how hard I try tells me I am inadequate....I have a wife for that....

(and since we all know it will happen -- been there, done that -- the "-e-" in the subject means there's nothing more said in the body of the post.  So you really do have to ask your self: "Why the fuck did I open this post up and read this smart-ass comment? I may have to make this my TER .sig line.)

-- Modified on 3/4/2017 2:43:38 PM

was supposed to be the subject line in the post (with the -e-) -- no sure how I deleted it. Kindo of makes the side comment in the body a serious non-sequitur!