Forgive the mass announcement. People say it's good to get away from the boards for awhile. I completely agree.  

Thanks for this. I needed a laugh after the day I've had.  

That's Great American Hobbyist.
Happy Easter man!

I'll just have to console myself that I was a member of the wedding party at the nuptials of mrfisher and the bodacious beverly.
Now I must retire to my bedroom and take several Xanax.  Perhaps then I can forgive ADJ for his grievous lapse.
LOL!  Great story, BTW!

and while the specifics of my case do differ from yours considerably, I'm at your service should you care to PM and compare notes.  If you can't get PMs, do feel free to email me:  [email protected]

Congratulations!

Nobody gives a fuck, it all sounds like BS. You took my weekend "hes a fucking idiot" award with that post>

But in the words of Ten Bears (the Indian Chief in the movie The Outlaw Josie Wales) "these things you say we will have, we already do have". I can do all the things you say you have a pass to do, and I don't have to answer to anybody. And even better, I don't have a child coming into this world that I have to take care of for 18+ years, BONUS. I can go where I want with who I want for as long as I want whenever I want. This may come as a surprise to you, but I'm a very selfish person. While you are changing diapers and listening to a screaming kid, I'll be getting my cock sucked somewhere. When you are going to soccer practice, games, parent teacher conference, I'll be getting my cock sucked somewhere.

[email protected] that's fucking awesome, thanks for the full belly laugh, I owe you one

obviously  lightening the mood around here with humor.  SMH and wondering how some of these other people even find the keyboard.

I hear a lot of folks mention it in and out of the Hobby. But I think I'll stick with my Bourbon, it makes me feel just fine and it tastes yummy, especially in the hour before I go to bed when I take my ambien, talk about a Hell of a buzz.

I hate to break it to you, you might have made a lot of noise, but it hardly qualified as thunder in the first place. More like elevator music than thunder, both ADJ and DA are much more entertaining than you. Truth be told, your posts are a bit boring.

a 3 some partner I got your back! Oops I mean her back lol.

It was one of those situations where her rate was 1500/hr but he was undeterred when she quoted him 4000/hr.  

Yeah, I know... You'll need to look up eponymous...
Another newbie who thinks he owns a free fboard with a measly 17 reviews. Lmao!

That is some funny shit!

I just read the pre-nup and the clause in there that CPA can fuck your SO no less than 6 times in the next twelve months is incorrect.

G A F L

Egotistical, self indulgent, narcissistic personality disorder!!!

PERMANENTLY. LOL

But first, I just need you to forward me a link to all her porn so I can do some much needed research. I'll get right back to you when I am done. Promise.

Charley Sheen! How this no talent SOB ever got all the bank he has more less banging some of the hottest PSs on the planet is beyond me and it looks like he has hitched his wagon to another one so no wonder he needs the prenup.

3 Holes No Waiting

Hey the girl that plays Alex Dunphy is going to be a hottie when she turns 18 huh?

Some people got looks, Charlie Sheen, so they can get away with not being the best at their trade (although I must admit I like his work, I like comedy). Other people, like myself, don't have looks, so we have to be smart or extra ambitious to put ourselves at the top of our trade

EOM!

I'm the new Johnnny cum lately,  the Great Asian American hobbyist.  

Same comment could go for you as Nicky (stealing bridesmaids) but they are pushing mid 30's- too old for you, even for PS'es?

Are you? Are you a gilf's/OTHFB's new alias? Hello, anyway.  Lol.  

...must have accidentally got stick to irishmckee's, stinky's, and banalpuppy's.

Posted By: ChgoCPA

I just read the pre-nup and the clause in there that CPA can fuck your SO no less than 6 times in the next twelve months is incorrect.  
   
 Also I think someone commented on your PS3 collection...where are the provisions for your Atari games.  They're worth a lot    
   
 Also I reviewed those coupons...did you read the fine print (that marc19020 helped out with this..he's using a magnifying glass to read them).  They are subject to you hiring DA for a long date...and he luv you long time.  
   
 And that new career may be in jeopardy.  My pal WickedBrut isn't going to be writing those papers (yeah he quit already...fucking loser  LOL) so I won't need your SO to read, decipher and verify all claims.  That's OK...plenty of other stuff for her to do.  
   

Posted By: AnotherDonJohn

Forgive the mass announcement. People say it's good to get away from the boards for awhile. I completely agree.    
     
  In my case, I renewed my vows / married my SO, a former provider/PS. We had two ceremonies: one for civvie family in her hometown and an intimate civil ceremony and after party (wald---f t-w-rs staff are pretty understanding) in nyc for friends and family in this world. Her maids of honor were two ps'es and my best men were my actual brother and a former ter brother. Sorry i couldn't have some of my recent board friends in attendance. It was somewhat of a "shotgun" thing- we're expecting a lil tyke (our second) in august. We then whisked off to Asia for a quick re-honeymoon (didnt see Udo there).    
     
  I did go with a prenup. I'm still hopeful for the future- it was just a practical matter.    
     
  A big question is what "playing" will be like. We both sowed some major oats from nov- feb. My friend Polish Pirate knows I got in trouble lately with getting close to another provider whose phone messages I'm now blocking. OTOH, That goes for her too...I have to live with the thought of the couple of movie stars she's bedded vs my lowly average self. Now, we mostly plan to do swinging and 3somes together with girls. Although, in a legacy system we have, I have like 10 "coupons" left to see a few girls on a don't ask-don't tell basis. Versus when I used to see girls and she'd make herself cum while I told her about it. We'll see if we still can do that.  
     
  Don't know what's going to happen. I've set her up in a new career, so I hope that keeps her busy. Well, here's crossing fingers.