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What a putz! Maybe lil tommy cruise sits around all day listenin...
Katie Holmes 1825 reads
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2 / 11

Come here, you stud, and impregnate me again.  You know they are all jealous of your popularity, talent, and your nailing this sweet young thing.

Richard Simmons 1771 reads
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3 / 11
Musical Joke 1847 reads
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4 / 11

Nah, that would be far too authentic.  And historically accurate.  And it wouldn't be politically correct either.  Homosexual romance is fashionable nowadays; a cowboy romance with a provider wouldn't sound so much like Hollywood, now would it?

Sure, the token provider got a minor part in movies like High Noon and Blazing Saddles.  But a billing as the heroine of a movie set in the West?  Maybe a century from now.  (And by then, present day will be a mythical time...)

Not4lng 58 Reviews 2242 reads
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5 / 11

I WISH I HADN'T DIED SO I COULDA BEEN IN 'BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
Posted by John 'Duke' Wayne

BBrain 55 Reviews 1974 reads
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6 / 11
Bizzaro Superdude 2472 reads
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8 / 11

What the hockey stick do you think Miss Kitty was?  and how do you think that her "girls" made their livin!?  not sellin rotgut.....

whoopie....  Mister Dillon - I will take care of Miss Kitty while you go git the rustlers!

Bizzaro Superdude 1535 reads
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9 / 11

to old lil richard tunes and watching Michael Jackson and old Rock Hudson videos!  and your beard Katie - how could the president's daughter even speak to you!  I thought she was in love with her secret service agent.....  while attending college - still haveing trouble with her drinking...??  just curious

And I thought that you scientologists could not get excited - that you had to keep your instruments pure!???

BOONECAUDILL 9 Reviews 1364 reads
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11 / 11
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