Where is ChgoCPA? If he announced a hiatus or vacation, I missed it.

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Let's see how long it takes.
Sorry to be so coy, Springer.
PS: Please don't anyone say the "G word" two more times or she might come back

Maybe we can get the Les Mis cast to assist?  

You know how important that is to let the community know that it's just not OK to have skanky smelling asses and such...and announce that one is sick of this world and are retiring from hookers.

Nope...don't believe I saw that thread from CPA  

but I have noticed there has been a lot less "tree trimming" since a certain BSC poster has had her latest meltdown.

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Thats the rumor

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I know you want in the worst way!

Just gotta make sure that you hang with the right crowd!

I do believe those might also be rumors...maybe  LOL

Omg, that's hilarious

Where has my posting drinking buddy Cosette gone? I haven't seen her in a post in months.

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I bet you she still lurks though, but I have a feeling so does he. So I doubt we will be hearing from her unless and until they split.

So, hopefully she won't ever be gracing these pages again, which will mean that she is living "happily ever after"

but it was a terrible investment. The maintenance contracts alone are outrageous.

Liars...the lot of them...whoever "them" is  

who cares?  

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Rumor has it he's still on TER though.

But it's just a rumor  

And I'm a believer.

It's nice when good things happen to good people

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Old timers will recall that Hirogen and his Mom made a killing cleaning glory holes.

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near New Deli. He has an audience with the Dalai Lama. Something about cooking Buddhist books!

xoxo,

Steph

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I think Captain von Trapp will be swinging by shortly.

TER... is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mindbogglingly big it is...

I'm sure CPA's still out there, somewhere.

Everyone just needs to stay calm...no pushing or shoving.

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I do recall CPA bloviating a few years back about jumping out of a perfectly good airplane.  I think he had a parachute on.  Maybe not.

And possibly he met a woman there who, just guessing, ran a tow truck service, and she might've gotten pissed and towed his Mustang, so perhaps he read her the riot act. But, you know, it could be that right in the middle of the tongue lashing, he saw her in a new light, and he decided that she was the most adorable woman he'd ever met.

She probably invited him to lunch at Buffalo Jim's Bar-B-Q, and then maybe they went back to her modest townhouse in Council Bluffs, where...well, we all know CPA! It's likely they ended up in bed and on a few other pieces of furniture, and although the odds are against it, they could've fallen head over heels in love.

He might've moved all his junk to Council Bluffs and bought a nearby condo and maybe started seeing this tow truck lady on a regular basis. Maybe the neighbors started to notice and giggled and grinned like folks in that part of the country do, so it could be that CPA decided to marry this gal, sort of give up the hobby, and settle down to a nice quiet domestic life. Who knows? Maybe he liked the change of pace.

So now, it very well could be that he's living a new life. He might've changed his name and enrolled in cooking school and he could've already found a job tending the salad bar at five-star restaurant near the ill-reputed Carter Lake area famous for street walkers who crave salads to preserve their girlish figure and who all look 20 years younger than they really are or will ever be. It could be that CPA hit the jackpot!

So, it's all conjecture of course, but that's what I like to think happened to CPA.

a born-again Doctor.

And I know he's not a born again anything.

Time Lords know these things  

That he opened a plus-size strip club in Naperville called Clydesdales.

I have it on very good authority he likes his gals tiny and petite.

You know...like you  

Maybe you and Kate could swing by here sometime?    

Lighten up! - Did I just call you fat?  

 
Big bucks no whammies

but it sure satisfies me

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