Unless a person has both a dick AND a pussy, there would be no way anyone could possibly know the answer to that question.

I thought you were going to 'turn over a new leaf"???  Remember my answer to your PM? I told you if you stopped posting like a FIDIOT, I would stop using you as a pinata, but that if you were no more successful at changing your spots as turdboy, then a pinata you will be

Guys/Gals?   Please chime in

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Late to the game this year but trying to wrap up the SPOTY in a single post.

Does an apple taste like an orange?

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He makes me look smart.  Back in Jamaica, they don't have pinatas that dumb.

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These boards are to have fun and also ask silly/fun questions.   You guys should be having fun with this rather than insulting me.   I know that insulting me is fun  :       Carry on...

With out making an ass of yourself.  

The "man in the boat" is the only visible part of the clit, but it's actually part of a much larger structure that continues inside the vagina.  Thus, the distinction between a clitoral orgasm and an vaginal orgasm is an artificial one.  See?


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"Johny" starts telling you how to write.

Oh boy do I have it... Will I ever know what it's like to feel the warmth of being swallowed whole, nope. I can salivate over how good I think it is though while admiring the ones I work on.

I've never seen my clit enter anyone. Suck on a clit the way I suck on a penis and there's going to be problems! I just want to feel which hole feels better, is that too much to ask...

It's like watching that movie with Jim Carey and what's his name,  Dumb and Dumber.

On Mount Cyllene in the Peloponnese,[3] as Tiresias came upon a pair of copulating snakes, he hit the pair a smart blow with his stick. Hera was not pleased, and she punished Tiresias by transforming him into a woman. As a woman, Tiresias became a priestess of Hera, married and had children, including Manto, who also possessed the gift of prophecy. According to some versions of the tale, Lady Tiresias was a prostitute of great renown. After seven years as a woman, Tiresias again found mating snakes; depending on the myth, either she made sure to leave the snakes alone this time, or, according to Hyginus, trampled on them.[4] As a result, Tiresias was released from his sentence and permitted to regain his masculinity. This ancient story is recorded in lost lines of Hesiod.[5]

In Hellenistic and Roman times Tiresias' sex-change was embroidered upon and expanded into seven episodes, with appropriate amours in each, probably written by the Alexandrian Ptolemaeus Chennus,[citation needed] but attributed by Eustathius to Sostratus of Phanagoria's lost elegiac Tiresias.[6] Tiresias is presented as a complexly liminal figure, with a foot in each of many oppositions, mediating between the gods and mankind, male and female, blind and seeing, present and future, and this world and the Underworld.[7]

According to the mythographic compendium Bibliotheke,[8] different stories were told of the cause of his blindness, the most direct being that he was simply blinded by the gods for revealing their secrets. An alternate story told by the poet Pherecydes was followed in Callimachus' poem "The Bathing of Pallas"; in it, Tiresias was blinded by Athena after he stumbled onto her bathing naked.[9] His mother, Chariclo, a nymph of Athena, begged Athena to undo her curse, but the goddess could not; instead, she cleaned his ears,[8] giving him the ability to understand birdsong, thus the gift of augury. In a separate episode,[10] Tiresias was drawn into an argument between Hera and her husband Zeus, on the theme of who has more pleasure in sex: the man, as Hera claimed; or, as Zeus claimed, the woman, as Tiresias had experienced both. Tiresias replied, "Of ten parts a man enjoys one only."[11] Hera instantly struck him blind for his impiety. Zeus could do nothing to stop her or reverse her curse, but in recompence he did give Tiresias the gift of foresight[12] and a lifespan of seven lives.

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1. Something to play with when you are doing nothing.. Like waiting on game to start.. Waiting for conference to begin, or plane to arrive.. For the server to bring your food.. You will typically find me playing with myself.. especially in public places..

2. No reason to sit down whilst peeing.. Stand up and pee.. I even like to spray it around in pubic bathrooms..

3. When you reach orgasm real stuff comes out..  

4. Unlike pussy, it comes in two flavors... Cut and Uncut.  

5. On Tuesdays, you could have been, had you had a penis, a part of our group meet to see who has the biggest ding-dong, and who has the best shape. I've won last 3 weeks in a row.  

6. Balls come free with the penis.. Consider them as an icing on the cake...

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All of nature is my toilet.  And I've found it's a great weed-killer.

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Don't get piss drunk and pee on live electric fence..lol

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Like a good rim job.
With that being a 0, rate a BJ or DATY (before O) relative to this, from -5 to +5.
For me, as much as I like a good BBBJ, it's still a -2 compared to an uninhibited rim job (which is such a rare but rapturous pleasure)

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Big dicks make me squirt so number 3 I'd give you a run for your money.