what would you suggest we place in it?

I'm thinking a trak phone filled with numbers of escorts would be a good start.

Please, no used condoms.  Let's keep it classy

Might as well stick one of the front desk people in there, too. Virtual key sent to your smart phone and straight to your room.

....unsealed, of course.

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A pill of your ED medication of choice.
In the future I'm quite sure guys will have bionic penises.

Did I just hear a collective groan from the ladies?

Hey - providers in the future will think you girls had it easy.  Guys needing 20 minutes or more to recharge will be a thing of the past.  

Versatile.  'ludes or crack.

A Qualude dispenser should have Bill Cosby's name on it.

....a toothbrush, strong minty toothpaste and any of the other 47 things we all use to make sure he/she really wants to kiss us....

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from a certain now-defunct web site. Afterall said web site used to be the equivalent of the Roman Empire for P4P in its glory days!

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such as the Village Voice in NYC, where, prior to the existence of the Internet, we found ads for providers and massage parlors.

preserved body. When I am reanimated in 2085 I will dedicate all further conquests in the hobby to the items you included in said capsule.

A hobbyist guidebook to not getting robbed or bait and switch, add in a good porn so hobbyist can recover from the stories in the handbook.

 
A list of hobby friendly hotels

With instructions.  

If some researcher in 2515 asks, "Did they have FCs 500 years ago?" the proof will be in mrfisher's time capsule.

Since the Earth will likely be kablooie by then, that researcher will be from some other planet, far far away

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someone in the future will get a great laugh as we did

I'll do the pouring.

Maybe she will sign it for you?

..as simple as an escort’s autograph on a napkin, or some object of hers (like her lipstick), of course agreed upon to take; then a written review attached.

Most interest will be drawn from a written review, though

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Sort of an Aida thing, if you recall that ending

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displayed on the bed--including, perhaps, the lovely lady since by the time it's opened, who cares?

And, sadly, a newspaper clipping of a recent bust along with the list of possible punishments.

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For the clean up after........

Gillette or other brands

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but I too remember keeping a supply of "weed and ludes" strictly for female company back in the 80's living in Vegas. I had already pretty much quit smoking pot by then and I never much cared for any kind of downer, but the ladies liked them so I kept a small stash just for them.

The big difference between me and Cosby (besides the obvious of course) is that my guests not only were aware of what they were taking, but were actually asking for it. Drugging someone without their permission or even their knowledge should land you in prison for a long, long time.

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