I hate inflated reviews.  
I hate excessive photoshop surgeries.  
I hate inflated scoring.  
I hate inflated menus that aren't even offered.  
I hate guys who go on about how she said how big his dick is,  even I hear that.  
I hate inflated reviews.  
I hate it when a provider is very late and makes me wait over an hour.  
I hate inflated girls who are 50 lbs more in person nothing like their photos.  
I hate when there's no mouth wash or fresh towel.  
I hate dirty incalls.  
I hate inflated reviews.  
I hate it when it smells like rotten salmon down there.  
I hate having to spend twenty minutes looking for parking.
I hate when a girl asks for my employment info and work number, even when I gave her ten references  
I hate when a girl blasts email in the To field exposing everyone's name.  
I hate password protected websites  
I hate NCNS  
I hate being pressured into writing a good review  
I hate getting emails about girls in LA when I live in the east coast.  
I hate soap that takes a lot of rinsing to get off  
I hate when a provider says she'll cim yet doesn't  
I hate when a girl writes on her site to leave the donation in the bathroom and not talk about it yet she asks me if I left the gift.  
I hate inflated reviews...  
I hate being given tiny condoms when a Magnum works just fine for me.  
I hate skid marks on bed
I hate when girls go BSC on me when I'm just a really nice guy
I hate when a girl is drinking a good wine yet waits several minutes before offering me one...  

I hate guys who swear up and down they won't bang a fatty but low and behold they post a review of their visit with a heavy set chick and then complain about her...Then back it up by saying "Price was right"

When my hobby was in it's infancy I may have had a few inflated reviews. Why? Well that's simple, I'm not a very attractive man and so I'm not able to attract attractive civie women, and other than my college GF my civie GF's were boring sexually. So when I started my hobby my world was rocked. I will say that 2 of my firsts were every bit of the high marks zi had given them even though I'm more seasoned than I was back then, just lucky I guess. But my point is, not all guys are purposely inflating reviews, some like myself have very low bars that were set by very low expectations by low level civie women.

That's literally never happened to me. Maybe you're cursed.

gives me 10 references of girls and thinks that is a substitute for talking to me like a human being. Like a strangers idea of you being 'OK' has any relevance to me.  

I can't say I hate anything except maybe the traffic and finding a parking place.

When I rub sandpaper on my lips until they bleed

Posted By: Drunken Asian

I hate inflated reviews.  
 I hate excessive photoshop surgeries.  
 I hate inflated scoring.    
 I hate inflated menus that aren't even offered.  
 I hate guys who go on about how she said how big his dick is,  even I hear that.  
 I hate inflated reviews.  
 I hate it when a provider is very late and makes me wait over an hour.  
 I hate inflated girls who are 50 lbs more in person nothing like their photos.  
 I hate when there's no mouth wash or fresh towel.  
 I hate dirty incalls.  
 I hate inflated reviews.  
 I hate it when it smells like rotten salmon down there.  
 I hate having to spend twenty minutes looking for parking.  
 I hate when a girl asks for my employment info and work number, even when I gave her ten references  
 I hate when a girl blasts email in the To field exposing everyone's name.  
 I hate password protected websites  
 I hate NCNS  
 I hate being pressured into writing a good review  
 I hate getting emails about girls in LA when I live in the east coast.  
 I hate soap that takes a lot of rinsing to get off  
 I hate when a provider says she'll cim yet doesn't  
 I hate when a girl writes on her site to leave the donation in the bathroom and not talk about it yet she asks me if I left the gift.    
 I hate inflated reviews...  
 I hate being given tiny condoms when a Magnum works just fine for me.    
 I hate skid marks on bed  
 I hate when girls go BSC on me when I'm just a really nice guy  
 I hate when a girl is drinking a good wine yet waits several minutes before offering me one...  
   
 but I still love gorgeous women.  
   
   
   
 

-- Modified on 4/22/2014 10:54:34 PM

all I do is surf the web.

Yeah, I hate traffic and finding parking too.

never heard of anyone who does that.  

Never found skid marks, but one provider I saw had a love nest in her converted garage and the roof leaked and soaked the bedspread after a rainstorm.  Removing the coverlet and putting plastic down then changing all the bedding helped, but the crinkle  sound of plastic over the wet mattress blew.

From an always rare yet thoughtful and cognitive poster. Well done. What's next? A bbfs post?

Posted By: Drunken Asian

I hate inflated reviews.  
 I hate excessive photoshop surgeries.  
 I hate inflated scoring.    
 I hate inflated menus that aren't even offered.  
 I hate guys who go on about how she said how big his dick is,  even I hear that.  
 I hate inflated reviews.  
 I hate it when a provider is very late and makes me wait over an hour.  
 I hate inflated girls who are 50 lbs more in person nothing like their photos.  
 I hate when there's no mouth wash or fresh towel.  
 I hate dirty incalls.  
 I hate inflated reviews.  
 I hate it when it smells like rotten salmon down there.  
 I hate having to spend twenty minutes looking for parking.  
 I hate when a girl asks for my employment info and work number, even when I gave her ten references  
 I hate when a girl blasts email in the To field exposing everyone's name.  
 I hate password protected websites  
 I hate NCNS  
 I hate being pressured into writing a good review  
 I hate getting emails about girls in LA when I live in the east coast.  
 I hate soap that takes a lot of rinsing to get off  
 I hate when a provider says she'll cim yet doesn't  
 I hate when a girl writes on her site to leave the donation in the bathroom and not talk about it yet she asks me if I left the gift.    
 I hate inflated reviews...  
 I hate being given tiny condoms when a Magnum works just fine for me.    
 I hate skid marks on bed  
 I hate when girls go BSC on me when I'm just a really nice guy  
 I hate when a girl is drinking a good wine yet waits several minutes before offering me one...  
   
 but I still love gorgeous women.  
   
   
   
 

-- Modified on 4/22/2014 10:54:34 PM

Well that's pretty obvious given all the constant drivel you post here.  

Posted By: Drunken Asian

all I do is surf the web.

how I banged your mom last night?  She was a nice little whore. ;

Well I don't know about you, but I prefer rainwater to feces.  

Ah yes. The trusty "banged your mom last night" retort. How novel. How devastating. You're such a creative genius.  

Posted By: Drunken Asian

how I banged your mom last night?  She was a nice little whore.  
 

It feels good when I stop

And you got stuck with me

Alea's post.  

Where Manginas would be disallowed

I have to wait outside the incall for more than 10 minutes after the agreed-upon time.  The seconds stretch into hours and my anxiety level goes through the roof.  Unnumbered scenarios about why she isn't ready run through my head (previous guy still there?  pimp with her? she's not there and is driving back now?)  I know it's stupid, but it makes me BSC every GD time.

different shapes, colors and sizes  

If DA had spent part of his sessions like THIS guy then he wouldn't always be dealing with skid marks and such.