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Upscale
rtuminus 15 Reviews 2075 reads
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1 / 39

Providers whose ads mention that they’re upscale move to the top of my list. It sets them apart from those who boast of being from the dregs of society.

GaGambler 618 reads
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2 / 39

I mean who wouldn't want to be with a classy hooker, but if they are both classy AND upscale, Now we are talking. A classy and upscale hooker, what more could an upscale gentleman like me ever ask for? lol

Johnny3Balls 475 reads
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3 / 39

It really sets them apart from those who will take just any old (or young) cock in their mouth

sasha2cute See my TER Reviews 253 reads
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4 / 39
coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 419 reads
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5 / 39

the superlatives they use in their advertising hype are often inversely proportional to the number of limitations on their menus, and how many times during the session you're going to hear, "Sorry, I don't do THAT."

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 354 reads
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6 / 39

Trolling the trolls, I see lol!

Good for you. :)

wholewheelofchz 6 Reviews 315 reads
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7 / 39

Ohhhhh....THAT kind of scale. Now I get it

Elite_Eva See my TER Reviews 293 reads
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8 / 39
Senator.Blutarsky 402 reads
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9 / 39

I guess you learn something everyday...and here I thought your search criteria was more like this... See hot photo, check reviews, rate and age, contact via phone, text or email...then go have fun. Don't tell me you're going soft in your old age...lol.

LasVegan 313 reads
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10 / 39

joking or taking a stab at sarcasm as am guessing GA is doing, by agreeing with you.  Not sure what they are thinking when they use that label but somehow they must think it attracts a more affluent clientele and a better bottom line.  One look at their reviews will tell the real story.

DT_lover 188 Reviews 326 reads
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12 / 39

They've stayed at a lot of hotels.

GaGambler 315 reads
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13 / 39

It's easy to tell which women are classy, they say so right on their ads, right?

Justushookers 373 reads
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14 / 39

Just love when a gal says she's discrete and then barfs all over social media and on TER about taking it up the ass.
Oh and that's classy too!  Lol

Hpygolky 205 Reviews 430 reads
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15 / 39

With your "Upscale" ladies. And I don't really place much on an ad where "Upscale" is thrown around. I see the word and it just rolls off my shoulders, it doesn't make them or hurt them..it's all a marketing word. If she's priced right, looks good and has a few good reviews then I'll check her out.
I've seen BP skanks and throw out that they're "Upscale" so.....you go figure.

GaGambler 324 reads
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16 / 39

First off the OP was obviously a joke,  

Secondly, did you see where the OP is from? SLC, I think anyone hobbying in SLC deserves to be cut a little slack. I have a buddy of mine who lives there part of the year, He told me the BEST part of the SLC hobbying scene is the number of  flights to Vegas every day.

Hpygolky 205 Reviews 313 reads
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17 / 39

I didn't want to throw that out, that SLC basically sucks and have that come off as some kinda "elitist". I guess I've become spoiled with the Vegas and LA scene.
And I guess that "Joke" flew over my head....so....never mind.

bbfs4ever 373 reads
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19 / 39

My faves are when they use their instead of they're.

Or your instead of you're.

I particularly like when a prostitute isn't just classy, but educated.  And misspells ejucated (sp).
Posted By: WearsGlasses
Providers whose ads mention that they’re upscale move to the top of my list. It sets them apart from those who boast of being from the dregs of society.

Walter.Disney 348 reads
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20 / 39
jelloman42 10 Reviews 334 reads
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21 / 39

Doesn't that make them look stupid?

Posted By: bbfs4ever
My faves are when they use their instead of they're.  
   
 Or your instead of you're.  
   
 I particularly like when a prostitute isn't just classy, but educated.  And misspells ejucated (sp).  
   
Posted By: WearsGlasses
Providers whose ads mention that they’re upscale move to the top of my list. It sets them apart from those who boast of being from the dregs of society.

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 246 reads
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22 / 39

Your 2 picky. I like hookers who can speak several languages besides English and  profanity.  

Posted By: bbfs4ever
My faves are when they use their instead of they're.  
   
 Or your instead of you're.  
   
 I particularly like when a prostitute isn't just classy, but educated.  And misspells ejucated (sp).  
   
Posted By: WearsGlasses
Providers whose ads mention that they’re upscale move to the top of my list. It sets them apart from those who boast of being from the dregs of society.

balljointnut 23 Reviews 313 reads
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23 / 39

Upscale=I want as much money as possible for the least amount of effort.

Classy=Takes a shower between appointments.

Well travelled=Well used by men worldwide.

Skyfyre 355 reads
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24 / 39

Whenever I saw an ad saying the word "upscale" I suddenly lost all control and consciousness. I went into a trance and felt sudden need to give her $500/hr. regardless of her look, personality, menu, reviews... LOL

5xfd7k63y7k 4 Reviews 403 reads
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25 / 39

Posted By: Justushookers
Just love when a gal says she's discrete and then barfs all over social media and on TER about taking it up the ass.  
 Oh and that's classy too!  Lol
Technically, if a gal says she is "Discrete" she's absolutely correct - unless she happens to be a Siamese Twin. I believe the word you're looking for is "Discreet". I've lost track of how many provider websites have this mistake. :/

Justushookers 278 reads
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26 / 39

That was her spelling of it. I should have stated that.

VelvetVacation See my TER Reviews 322 reads
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27 / 39

Yes, sometimes words are used to decorate the Truth...kind of like when someone douses themselves in perfume or cologne to cover up the Stench.

Fancy8888 See my TER Reviews 302 reads
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28 / 39

Posted By: WearsGlasses
Providers whose ads mention that they’re upscale move to the top of my list. It sets them apart from those who boast of being from the dregs of society.

Fancy8888 See my TER Reviews 189 reads
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29 / 39

Posted By: GYBOpower
Yes, sometimes words are used to decorate the Truth...kind of like when someone douses themselves in perfume or cologne to cover up the Stench.
Good point pretty words with high hourly rates.

scb19 10 Reviews 209 reads
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30 / 39

sarcasm.....angers subtle cousin
 

Posted By: WearsGlasses
Providers whose ads mention that they’re upscale move to the top of my list. It sets them apart from those who boast of being from the dregs of society.

scb19 10 Reviews 224 reads
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31 / 39

Reminds me of when Paul Newman was asked if he ever cheated on Natalie Wood.  His response was, "Why would I go out for a hot dog when I have prime rib at home?"

Well, Paul, it's like this:  Sometimes you just want a fucking hot dog!
Posted By: perfectstorm

ClamsCasino 266 reads
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32 / 39

Who cares if they use hair spray or not...

gl_quagmire 25 Reviews 288 reads
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33 / 39

Upscale low volume providers that offer qq or b&g.

lester_prairie 12 Reviews 184 reads
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34 / 39

“What a clever thing to say but how true is it? First I think Woodward is hamburger, not steak. As for Paul, he dines out frequently and on the most succulent filet mignon, from what I hear.” -- Joan Crawford

Posted By: scb19
Reminds me of when Paul Newman was asked if he ever cheated on Natalie Wood.  His response was, "Why would I go out for a hot dog when I have prime rib at home?"  
Posted By: perfectstorm

nothrofboston 24 Reviews 255 reads
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35 / 39

I've never been less than elated. Frankly, ALL that I've met have been other-worldly ... it's just the way they suck my dick. And then some... right SP. lol

Most that I repeat with have been surprisingly similar. Except for those rare few ... just MHO.  

There are two ways for someone to ask you to or tell you to "fuck me". One is hot and you comply, the other is molten and you "OBEY" ... that, my darlings, is the benchmark of a Courtesan.

TrulyMsMocha See my TER Reviews 190 reads
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36 / 39

I've had clients use that word towards me in emails but I laugh. I try to avoid elite, classy, refined, sophisticated or other frou-frou words. Sure I'm pretty smart and like nice things but I don't want to rub off as pretentious.

Jacks_Acolyte 267 reads
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37 / 39
Jacks_Acolyte 167 reads
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Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 268 reads
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39 / 39

I do that shit all the time. I'm sure it drives people nuts!

But hell, gotta give a few eye sores to see if they're willing to look past the little flaws. I have the tits of a 19 year old, so I'm sure a spelling error or two (or 25) isn't going to bother a tit man.

xoxo

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