I am about curious about how a woman hobbyist (straight, bi or gay) would review a provider.

...search for her posts and check out her reviews. There are two or three others but I can't remember their handles since they don't post much and they haven't stuck with me.

Seems that review wouldnt provide much info for the male reader.

As any of the rest of us . . . maybe more, but not absolutely sure, because I have not looked through the closet peephole yet.

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Anything you've contributed.

I would personally love her perspective and experience with a provider but since I'm not presently a VIP member, I can't search her out. Any bro's care to give a bro a link?

A female review would be of little to no use to the average guy who just wants to dip his nacho. It would be just as useful however for a more sophisticated man who is in touch with the various dimensions of his body and mind, or other women of course.

What am I going to do with an evaluation of a providers pussy eating skills? lol

is an integral part of getting the most out of this hobby.  Its cheap in the relative scheme of the hobby big picture.  If you can't afford or justify a VIP membership then maybe this is not the right hobby for you.  You don't need a VIP membership for masturbation, so there is where you can save some more money.

performed DATY on a woman.  Lopaw's intel is top-notch for those of us that like that particular activity.  

I always read her posts - she provides a unique perspective, and is as knowledgeable as anyone else here.

My point is a escort may perform very differently for a remale partner versus a male partner.

about the warmth, intelligence, sense of humor, passion, and responsiveness of the provider. One of my ATF friends with benefits was very bi.  She loved to give control of her climax to a woman as much as to me.  She would come with a female friend and stay over for a long week end.  Hearing and seeing them interact showed me what I already knew about her sexuality and openness.
On top of all that imagine what female reviewers had to teach us about techniques.  
I would love to interact with any female reviewers.

I was a VIP member for years when I started the hobby. As time went on and I learned more, I let it lapse, but thanks for the condescending lesson on masturbation. It is obvious you are very knowledgeable on that subject.  

Here's a short list of what a male monger might learn from a female monger's review:
1) Does she look like her pictures?
2) Is she a clock-watcher?
3) Is she "really bi?"
4) How does she prefer DATY?
Etc.,etc.

A twice transgender male?

Thank you for all of your thoughts. My humility requires me to admit that despite years of trying admit I barely understand anything about women (LOL)

... figuratively and literally

it looks like the "many years" of VIP membership might be about two years.  If you already know the value, why are you asking other members to link you in to freebies for which they are paying by way of their own cash or reviews.  It makes you look cheap by your own words, so that is why I suggested masturbation as an alternative.  Actually, I'm not an expert.  I don't need to do it at all.  If I wake up with wood, I go see a provider.  Its a foolproof system.  

LMAO! You are really thin-skinned, aren't you? You NEVER masturbate?! You took the time to look up my membership history?!

which one of us is thin-skinned.   Your contrived overreaction says it all.  The fact that you had to put LMAO at both the beginning and end shows your insecurity.  

TER has actually tweeted snipits of our reviews a few times!!!

(raising my hand) here i am 😊 i enjoy writing reviews periodically & think they're probably just as useful to mongers as anyone else's. after all most men could use some daty instruction 😜

where lady hobbyists review male providers. I don't think I can post the link here, but PM me if you want the link. Fabulous reading!!

I love learning something new every day! Thanks for starting this thread.