Am I the only provider that wish we could review hobbyists? I've read a lot of reviews where men badgered women about their appearance and performance as if they looked like Leonardo Dicaprio and performed like Ron Jeremy. No I'm not saying we should get a site to badger men , but I think it'd be cool to share the same experiences the hobbyist get to share with other providers. It'd also make verification easier if a guy had reviews. How do you guys feel?

What if restaurants could review their customers?
What if retail stores could review their customers?
What if doctors could review their patients?

When you start paying us, go ahead and review. In the meantime, isn't that kind of what references and verification is about

O.K. I'll go along with your idea. Although you already have a way of reviewing clients that you think were o.k. or exceptional. i.e. "White List " .
I'm not too sure that many clients would agree with me or go along however.

"General Details:

Standard 8 call system with the 'are you ready yet' 'can I come up early' 'are you ready yet' 'did you forget about me'.  Gave him the room number and let him in. Short, kind of dumpy guy sweating heavily.  He puts the envelope down and starts pawing me right out of the gate. VIPs read on, but all in all, not a bad guy.

Juicy Details:

Had him wash his stinky self and use some mouthwash.  Laid on the bed waiting for him to come out.  Nice enough guy, tried DFK, seemed like he wanted to lick my tonsils, but nothing gross. He started kissing my neck and kind of huffing in my ears while grabbing my breasts. Gave him the 'oh yeah, baby, just like that,' which seemed to make him happy.

I reached down and started getting him hard, while his panting got heavier.  Made my way down for the BBBJ, which went OK until he grabbed my ears and hair, but I pried his fingers off.  He gave me the 'hey baby, come on over here and let me return the favor'  I laid back and he started licking me everywhere but where it matters.  Let him get tired, then put the cover on and did my favorite CG until he kind of quivered a little and made this funny kind of noise.  I tried to match the noise, and he seemed to buy it, because he asked me if it was a good O for me.  Made some small talk while he cleaned up and got dressed.

Overall standard score of a 6 / 6.  Didn't short me and was out a little early.  Would repeat."

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Perfect 10 chunk blower if you feed me too much licker  
I think women would judge men very very differently though,  as suggested by the fact that vast majority of women don't hire gigolos ..

Of course you did.  

I aint rod ... lol when you pay me then you can .. and it has nothing to do with my looks cause I am good looking its that your idea is just ridiculous .. and my money verifies me just fine ...  

Most amazing dream dates any lady here or anywhere could wish for... !!! You are a total gentleman )

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While we were getting it on he tried to put a chubby finger in my butt. I reminded him that was not on the menu.  He said he thought i might be willing to do it for another $50. I told him i just didn't like it but that he was welcome to try any of the 1,278 other girls who specifically advertised that.  

On his way out the door he asked me if I remembered how many Os i had and whether we could now meet OTC since we'd had such a special date. I told him I'd lost count and that i would love to but alas i was in a committed relationship with my vibrator.

But providers need to ask themselves,  how would the guy be identified?  His real name?  Email?  TER handle?  Phone number?  

I'm pretty sure that I will constantly change my name email hobby phone because last thing we need is more of our info on the Internet for our coworkers colleagues civvy friends so/gf to find out.  

And providers wonder why we don't like giving out too much personal details... lol

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Do you ever tire of being a total fool

and lets just suppose someone does start a review site for hookers to review johns, we all know the main reason to start a site is to make money. Does anyone really think that a bunch of hookers are going to spend their hard earned money to read reviews about a bunch of old fat guys.

Hookers care about being safe, and getting paid. Anything else is pure gravy for them. I think idiots like Turdy think that he is so special that the women will be lining up to see him for free because of his "awesomeness"

I've got a great idea, lets start a review site for Doctors to review their patients. I am sure there is a huge market for that service as well. and just who the fuck ever said "There are no dumb questions"

How many gents do you think will come and see you if their real exploits and sexual prowess are published for the entire community to see?

You can go to www.RATEYOURJOHN.com. For your information so far all of us combined average 5/5 which is not to bad if you consider places like Knoxville,Minneapolis,Fargo Hoboken, etc. Take those "Fat F...ks" out of the mix and it goes up to a staggering 7/7.

Except for "Rod T" of course he is a perfect "10" LOL.

Here is yours...I found it on your website.

That Aldo can work wonders  

Must be a trend with guys who are new,  they always want to change things that aren't broken, before even learning the ropes.  lol

I'm sure Moses is going to claim he thought of the patient review idea for doctors too. He might have even posted that on the suggestions board!

Keep up the hope and fantasy

threads and don't respond to ANYONE .... AD.......................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL...LOL

they're called blacklist websites.

The Forest Waits

1)  I better be a fucking 10/10 or don't write that review
2)  You better comment on how many huge O's YOU gave me...I'll pretend that I just shoot blanks and you can still count those
3)  I love long dates...I need no less than a 50% non-refundable deposit however.
4)  I don't see women over 45...Tobi taught me that shtick.
5)  You better fucking like all my board posts...and tell me how wonderful I am
6)  You better not see dudes like Rod...let alone include those in your reviews if my name is also there.  If in doubt of who you can see and review...better run it by me!

Don't ever forget that I will have ALL of your personal information.  If you don't comply with the above lists I'll out you  

And don't ever ask about BBFS....I don't do that  LOL  Oh...and take a shower and use mouthwash.  No stinkie coochie or I'll blacklist you so fast you won't know what hit you.

OH...and don't even think of shorting me...I know GaG.  And we will start our own blacklist site!!!!

It's not enough that hookers who YOU are paying will tell you whatever bullshit you want to hear.....

Now you think that those same hookers should put it in writing so other hookers can laugh about you.

Stop already...you should only know what the babble is about your online presence.

Because he doesn't know he's a fool.  That's the way it is with fools.

different ball game when someone really believes they could change the board culture..  

One has to conclude that enough evidence exists that such a person is a fucktard..

And obviously they referenced RodT....what a shock!

someone would take so much pounding and still come back for more. Talk about being masochist or just plain stupid to even realize that he is getting his ass handed to him, left, right and center.

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Like posting on this board and watching Adventure Time...instead of doing homework.

Seriously, though, I've said this before and I'll say it again: the whole "review a client" thing is redundant and unnecessary. Blacklist the bad guys, give good references for the good guys. World keeps a'spinnin'.

Yep...that's who you'll be in this new world order  

Like I said...if you'd STFU and listen a bit you'd realize just how foolish you sound...and trust me the gals are ALL laughing at your foolishness.

Some actually thought you were an OK guy...but now they ALL realize that you're the neediest, most insecure drama King that has trolled on TER in quite some time.

Don't believe me...ask around.  I'm sure that they'll be happy to tell you...if you dare  LOL

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Will you do CG with him if he ever gets vacation time to see you?

Looks like he's giving up on Taylor and has set his sights on you for the moment.  LOL

Lucky you    

More like Drama Queen...

You don't want to hear the truth.

Makes sense to me  LOL

And there you go again with that weird tag line.  

The Dumbass TalkToTrees Talks  

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And "Taylor" never even bothered to reply back at all. Of course he took your no review policy when it came to "Taylor" and I would be a little ticked if everyone but me got a "10" from the guy!

having just come (no pun intended) from a date tonight, this post just made my day.  I would love to be able to hear what was going on in her mind during the date.  Would probably not be far off from this but I do try my best.

just to get them to STFU. Please?

You wrote an OP lamenting how you are too afraid to ask a gal to do CG.  I'm just helping you out if you ever were to see the lovely Tobi.

But since you don't travel...have any money...and are so pitifully pathetic in your demeanor I doubt Tobi has anything to be concerned about from you.

When is that vacation?

Hey...maybe come see her this week in ChiTown.  I think she's here this week...if not next week or so.  And let me know...we can go and watch "Pumping Iron" or something.  I'd still rather see Les Mis...but I guess I could go and watch some steroid dudes grunting if that would make you happy.  Of course I'll see if Tobi and Courtney want to come along...but I doubt they want you along.  But I've assured them that you'll provide the comic relief.  Nah...they still don't want you to come along.

She was too busy blowing chunks at the thought of having a pitifully pathetic dude around and have to pretend to find him interesting.

Or so I hear  LOL

Include your real name, TER handle, email, phone number, have her write some personal details about you such as your major, your field of work, how tall you are, your race.   Other girls will contribute to that too, she'll add some more random info accumulating to the amount of personal details put on your hobby profile, like what you like doing during your spare time, your favorite movies, books, etc, which state you lived in, etc.  Put a picture of yourself on the profile too.  

And then give us the link

But not unexpected  LOL

You do get around...don't you?  

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Seems like all the numbers go to voice mail however.

I don't think Rod would lie to a gal...he's Rod Tidwell...and All-Pro receiver for Arizona.  Easy enough to google all his personal info as well  LOL

I STFU and listen  

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you can see her... or does she only like white rice none of the brown ones ........hey rod whats on your shirt ....

made u look ..........lol

There are active blacklist sites that do exactly that.

Hey...google your name and add blacklist to it and see if anything fun shows up  LOL

I'm not in Chi until the end of the month, you maniac!

He's too shy to ask...and now you are using the one-liner to not incriminate yourself.

Brilliant  

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Do explain HH. I'd be happy to dedicate a song for you too this evening. Hmmmm

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Just ask TER to let you on  LOL

The shit that some folks review is hysterical....on both sides  

It's still more fun to do the review publicly...like the one's of Rod on the GD board!

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...since they hijacked my reply to the OP with their little slap fight.

Hey I just mentioned last night that I thought you,Rod and BiB would have a great time getting together for a little "MMF" experience and Rod had to be a priss and shoot the idea down. Well to be honest BiB was not to excited to be with Rod either but you should note that they seemed to both like the idea of spending quality time with you as long as you promise to sing each of them a little song.

You should also note that Rod mentioned if he saw you that he would not be inclined to write a review which makes him sound very selfish to me. Now your all caught up beautiful :=)

But you have to also promise to buy a clue with that money.

Guess that'll be a conundrum (look it up).

Have you googled yourself yet?  Find anything interesting?

Give a wisten

oh he looked ZEN ..lol. and yes pass me some wild rice too... I like my dishes a little wild , if you know what I mean .and im sure you do..  

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Once a year anyway.

Are you saying that TalkToTrees is really Clint Eastwood? We have Clint Eastwood on this forum? Cool.  

 
(Kidding)

Black_In_Back

He's not just an idiot.  He's a militant idiot.  Secure in his lack of knowledge.  He totally owns his own  idiocy and embraces it

was funny ........its wabbit season ...lol  

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I'm waiting...and I will be waiting forever for that alias outing.

It's actually a trick question as the answer would be "There is no alias Mr. CPA".

Gotcha  LOL

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Then you can say anything you want and he can't reply! Brilliant! He's an Evil Genius! ROFL!

yeah he is , I love how the black girls are now the minority providers ..that shit cracks me up ...fuckin ridiculous .... that would have never entered my mind .... hes programed ......bet he has a pocket full of coupons too... and an Obama t shirt n hat .........

Taylor is crazy but not stupid.  Tardy is, however, blatantly stupid.  Tardlor knows this.  She can't crap on him because he's virtually her only supporter here.  But see him? NFW. Actually, I bet there isn't a woman who posts on this board who'd see the guy.  Someone this stupid is dangerous to be around.

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is prom coming and you need a date .. wtf ....and yeah don't claim people that shit ended in the 1800s............lol

Any difference?  I think not.  Still the most clueless poster on this board in years.  He can't read this because my posts hurt his feelings too much.  *sob*

and take it like man and give it back ......... man up blankman .......

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We write them ourselves.

You see, when screening a dude with a TER handle, the women peruse our reviews of others providers and the scores we've given. Then they consider, "This guy writes a decent review. He gave Trixie a pair of 8s, so I can't POSSIBLY come in under at least an 8/9. He soft-pedals the Juicy Crap, but sounds relatively honest, for a John. Yeah, wtf, he'll probably be no worse than that Drunk Fuckin' Asian guy who pretends to have a one-inch dick so as to keep his goddamn Handicapped Parking Permit."

Then she emails the references, and you know how women gab and gossip. They know how bad you stink, how much you weigh, and everything else about you. Note the reviews with lines like, "She had   Almond Joy candy bars on the coffee table-- MY FAVORITE!"

So any hobbyist who thinks there aren't any reviews on him is delusional. His whole wretched life is on file. So, maybe it would be easier if there was a ladies blog called Meet the Hobbyists or something. Maybe charge a couple bucks monthly fee to pay the researchers, and all our profiles would be archived in one place.

Hey, I know! Somebody should post that blog idea on the Policy & Suggestion Board! TER would love it, and the LADIES...! Oh, who gives damn about them?

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I don't even want to review the complete assholes that rob and rape us. I want to be able to call the cops and actually do something about it.  

I want decriminalization. I want to press charges when the guy walks out without paying. I want to press charges when a guy hurts someone. And if he's only a little bit of an ass, a haggler or a boundary pusher or a drama king, I want that note on verify him to STAY, not just go away because he changed his contact info

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than the thought of a lady reviewing them.  Just look at how many replies it gets all the time.

It makes the strong men weak, and the insecure turn into a whimpering blob of Jell-O!

It would be great, but 99% of the guys would jump off the nearest tall building.  They pull out the "We are the ones paying, so you CAN'T review!" card, but most know that really isn't the issue.

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