Men's Journal reports that a physician/inventor has patented and is marketing a device that is surgically implanted at the base of a woman's spine and that, when activated, causes her to have a HUGE orgasm.  The "Orgasmatron" can be installed for a three-month trial period for three grand, or permanently for about 20 grand.  And yes, folks, it's operated by remote control.  

Damn!  And just when I thought I was about to corner the market!

And you ladies thought you had a hard time getting the remote control out of our hands NOW..... just you wait...

"Honey, I asked you for the 5th time to take out the gar....."

(shudder... moan... scream)

Heh heh.  Not quite the Stepford Wives, but the next best thing!

Too funny - what if it goes OFF not only when you need it in the bedroom, but in other circumstances?
Can you imagine ordering a coffee?

"Yes I will have a mdium coffee with creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam"

JustJamie
--playing again

If true, then Woody Allen should sue as it sounds too close to his "Orgasmatron" in the movie "Sleeper".

According to the article, they are looking for test subjects

I thought that had the same name?!

I think it was the "Pleasure Organ" in Barbarella.

Love Ginger's grocery store story on that one...!

Sleeper is an all time classic.  It seems that without enough people (unknown minimum, but certainly several more than 3, based upon the attendance at her party), the only way to get off was to use the Orgasmatron.