... a used condom in the toilet when you first arrive.

They will fuck up the plumbing because air gets trapped in them and they cause clogs.

I own an apartment building and I get cloged up toilets all the time with condoms. The single guys, I can talk to like a friend, it's the girls that I have a hard time explaining.They give me that look like, "Huh, what are you talking about?"...Now I just sic the manager on the girls.

and I left immediately.

Awww ... do tell!

Since you have a different kind of session, maybe you don't know what all those towels are used for?

You mean to tell me that, the virgin you went to see, whom you brought no envelope with "gift" written on the UNsealed envelope, who you were instructed to leave on the counter upon arrival, and excuse yourself to go to the bathroom to wash your hands while she made sure the amount was correct. That woman who you didn't meet at a bar, but after hours and hours of review reading and research... that woman dared to see someone else before your arrival?  

Sometimes those things don't flush very well!!! Lmfao

So what's the mindset?

Easy Tiger. I think the guys don't like having their fantasy ruined. I mean we all know.

Sasha ... don't flush condoms. Bad Hooker!

Posted By: TS Sasha

So what's the mindset?  
   
 1) OMG shes a hooker!!!!  
   
 2) OH, so I'm not the only one?  
   
 3) at least flush the effing thing.  
   
 I am not proud to say this but I think we have all had a funny experience to share, and I had a similar story to which I was completely embarrassed for weeks. I eventually got over it. We live, we learn.  
   
 I think if you are either a hobbyist, or provider, and you have had a similar story to the OP, and you were all dignified and disgusted... Stay at home with y'er freekin wife. Sasha out!.

You mean they aren't fresh and clean just having fallen off of the maid's cart by mistake as she was tidying up the loo before i got there? :

Um no ... lets just say there is enough DNA on those towels to clone the entire population of a small country.

If it's bigger than your junk then ask for Greek ...

Well in that case I would take my Bic, an aerosol can of whatever I could find as a blowtorch (providers always have something in an aerosol can in their bathrooms), and set the entire unholy mess aflame. Then I'd make a run for it.

Sounds like a good party to me ... I'm in!

Good! This is supposed to be fun.

....or arriving and noticing 2-3 (or more) in the trash....lol

...or getting naked, hopping up on the bed and suddenly realizing you just landed on a somewhat large damp spot...

Never encountered a condom in the toilet but once after a meet, when I was at home in the master bathroom with my wife and after undressing for a shower realized the condom was still on. Holy shit, I moved fast to dump that one!

Pro agencies throw their trash away after each sesh. Newer agencies don't and once went to an incall and spotted 5 cups in the trash. Ruined the fantasy a little but what did I expect?

Some people are cat people and some are dog people and neither really understand the other.  

husbands understand dogs.  Cats on the other hand think their shit don't stink and belongs at home!  

Good thing you didn't try to pee with it on, but that would have been pretty funny.  
 

Drew perhaps some of the girls should get together and write a book call "All good things high class ho's should know".  Encouched in that book should be a chapter on proper disposal of prophylactics.  Evidently this is a subject that has not been addressed with some of our current practitioners.

girl, you crack me up)

Posted By: TS Sasha

You mean to tell me that, the virgin you went to see, whom you brought no envelope with "gift" written on the UNsealed envelope, who you were instructed to leave on the counter upon arrival, and excuse yourself to go to the bathroom to wash your hands while she made sure the amount was correct. That woman who you didn't meet at a bar, but after hours and hours of review reading and research... that woman dared to see someone else before your arrival?  
   
 Please tell us that you let the detectives know and fast.  
   
 Life is funny. We take for granted that hookers see clients. Just don't let me find proof of it and I'll be good to go lol.  
 

"How to forgive yourself and grow as a professional."

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Don't forget to be polite and silent about that towel you so vigilantly snooped out in my room."

And I'm so excited. She's really feisty and pacing around howling, looking for a place to have her young ones.

Once I saw a reviewed lady, didn't bother reading her reviews so maybe it had been mentioned before. When I went to freshen up upon arrival and take a piss, there was excrement floating in the toilet. I almost wanted to leave after seeing that, I was going to say something but I didn't want to embarrass her. I'm sure she would have blamed it on her previous guest, and I thought if it was his that it would be more gross than if it had been hers.  I just flushed and went on with my scheduled time. Have I mentioned I don't usually eat pussy?... This is just one reason why.

"We're all human"?  Have you been READING this board?       Leave it at "many of us" or "ostensibly are"

hotel toilets often do not flush well, so you need to hang out, watch your stuff swirl around and then resurface, and then flush again.  Well I must say, we are making progress here.

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Dogs lick you because they love you.  
Cats lick you because they want to know what you taste like.

But you stayed and fucked her anyway? Think I would have left. I know everyone shits, but I just don't want to see it when I'm about to be close to the area it came from. Kinda kills the romance LOL

Gets rid of any possibilty of leaving my DNA behind.  Besides, do you really think you are her first date?