I mean, I won't do it with just anyone.    
   
 It has to be someone who has done all of the following:  
   
 A.  Refused to provide what I require for screening, calling my procedures and protocols completely outrageous, preferably with a little ridiculing of said procedures thrown in for good measure .  
   
 B.  Repeatedly PM'd and emailed me to wear me down about my screening requirements till I finally gave in.  
   
 C.  Once I'd agreed to see him, he then negotiated and haggled my rate like a true flea-market pro.  
   
 D.  Showed up late without notice, and informed me he still expected to get the full amount of time for which he'd bargained and if he got any less there was a bad review with my name on it,  just waiting for me.  
   
 E.  Did not set the donation down at the beginning, as requested, but waved the cash in my face and told me he'd be deducting a percentage of it for anything not on a par with his ATF's always-stellar performance.  
   
 F.   Then proceeds to demand anything and everything in the sexual universe, including but not limited to, those things which are clearly not on my menu.  
   
   
 If a guy does all of that, I will be so overwhelmed by his obvious virility, confidence and domineering nature that any thoughts of safety and/or boundaries will be completely wiped from my brain in my burning desire to please him and hopefully, creep into his good graces.  
   
   
 :-P  
   
 xoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo  
   
   
 

Just a general question to providers in the heat of a  session have you ever not used a condom for intercourse?

Please tell me that means that you already stocked up?

I mean, I won't do it with just anyone.    
   
 It has to be someone who has done all of the following:  
   
 A.  Refused to provide what I require for screening, calling my procedures and protocols completely outrageous, preferably with a little ridiculing of said procedures thrown in for good measure .  
   
 B.  Repeatedly PM'd and emailed me to wear me down about my screening requirements till I finally gave in.  
   
 C.  Once I'd agreed to see him, he then negotiated and haggled my rate like a true flea-market pro.  
   
 D.  Showed up late without notice, and informed me he still expected to get the full amount of time for which he'd bargained and if he got any less there was a bad review with my name on it,  just waiting for me.  
   
 E.  Did not set the donation down at the beginning, as requested, but waved the cash in my face and told me he'd be deducting a percentage of it for anything not on a par with his ATF's always-stellar performance.  
   
 F.   Then proceeds to demand anything and everything in the sexual universe, including but not limited to, those things which are clearly not on my menu.  
   
   
 If a guy does all of that, I will be so overwhelmed by his obvious virility, confidence and domineering nature that any thoughts of safety and/or boundaries will be completely wiped from my brain in my burning desire to please him and hopefully, creep into his good graces.  
   
   
 :-P  
   
 xoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo  
   
   
 

Please tell me that means that you already stocked up?

You can find my number on the gas station bathroom wall in an area near you. No calls after 10pm though.... my shit usually starts hurting by then.