what is the first thing you look for? For me, it's Anal.

Even if she IS anally available, it doesn't mean it's why I see her.
But it does offer a glimpse into her "openness" which is a turn on
for me.
So I'm asking, what is the "first" bio-fact you look at when you're "screening" a gal?  

Ladies ... do you get my train of thought? I guess for me it's the naughty factor.

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I look for is bbbj or cbj.  Cbj is usually but not always a no go for me.

"shaved" (the best), "partially shaved" (acceptable in some circumstances) or "natural" (not unless I'm drunk and horny at the same time).  The next three in order are DATY, BBBJ and CIM.  A shaved girl with these three on her menu is someone I would definitely see.  I'm pretty open-minded on everything else.  Other physical factors such as boob size, real/fake, height, ethnicity, etc., just depend on what I'm in the mood for.  

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...at least its a start

my first and 8 year ATF only did CBJ ... and still saw her 100 times.  
She was THAT fucking awesome. The ONLY CBJ provider I saw a second time ...lol

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If her price is out of my budget, No reason to look any further.

too many profiles where price is not updated on newer reviews ... mho... where you have to do additional homework

For a man that pays hookers while they sleep, eat, nap, crap, and shop, I guess I shouldn't have expected a better answer.

Space is limited but my fine university has several openings as Cspatz and a few others couldn't cut the muster and didn't have what it takes to be a "Dunphy man."

If geography is an issue, I can possibly arrange an online session to cure you of this fantasy notion that a gals prices are static but we'll get to that after your tuition is paid in full.

You once believed you were only paying for time and not sex right? I was there for you then and I will be there for you now.

It's how I roll.

Many profile prices are old and have not been changed when the provider raised her rates. But I have never found the profile wrong in the "up" direction. So while I might see a profile that says 300 and then further research says her price is 500, I don't see profiles that say 500, and then find out later her price is really 300, so again, no need for me to look any further if her price is out of my budget.  

This is sssuming my search started on TER. If I found her on p411 or an ad site with a price that was in my budget and later click on her TER profile and see that the price is higher, I will disregard the TER price or ask her to clarify.

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Is there another answer?

but being born with lady parts is always a must.  
After that:
-if she rims, I don't want her kissing me.
-Not a fan of DDD or larger. Natural boobs used to be a must, but no longer. As long as they look proportionate.
-Build has to be thin or smaller. Even athletic is a risk of being thick. Average is 15# overweight and a boner killer.
-I used to cap age searches at 30, but now go up to 35.
-DATY is still a must.  
-I find nipple piercings a turn-off, so I immediately move on if that is indicated in the profile.  
I used to steer clear of girls who did anal as I wasn't a fan, but then had a regular that looked TOOO good in doggie and I really wanted to bone her in the ass. Unfortunately she didn't do anal and it frustrated me, so now I don't discriminate on that criteria.

There are a few ethnicities that I have not experienced, so if a touring girl from certain parts of the world come to town it gets my attention.

If I had a bucket list, Liara Roux and Nadia Sweet would be on it.

not quote Top 40 but not bad ... lol  
have you tried your own cum yet?

I offer a course in not being afraid to
lick your fingers after a good CIM session
FOR THE GALS where there's some drippage`  

tastes similar to clean pussy. I'm guessing  
you DATY, right. Good night cupcake.  

Don't lose your sense of humor on me, wanna
hear a good "I eat my owncum joke".  

I probably would prefer being a Dunphy gal before
being a "Dunphy man" ... that makes me suspicious

still snuggling wirh S2C?  ... she's pretty hot tho, can't  
say I blame ya. Who knows .... 😆

Still, some things are just not even worth an attempt at negotiation. For the same reason I have no desire or need to go into a Mercedes or BMW dealership, I also have no desire or need to see a HDH. I might go into a Chevy or Ford dealership and negotiate, and I also might negotiate with a 3-400/hr provider for a discount on a long date, but I won't even contact a 600/hr lady. That's how I roll.

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You either "cut the mustard" or "pass muster."  Got it?
Take it from Jake.  I'm sweet and hot.

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If they give me a jolt I'll check her price.  If it's in my happy zone I'll book.
On a related issue, if I click on an ad and there's no pic I immediately move on.  Too lazy.

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Bisexual and GFE. First two I look for.

I look for BBBJCIM and the lady liking DATY/FIV.

a real humanitarian - damned if I know why the Nobel committee passed you up this year....    

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Any one of these is a winner for me.  If under $500 and she visits the suburbs of Boston I will see.  Consider that an invitation, ha ha!!!

If a girl has all three I'll stretch my budget, pun intended.

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Just curious - as a customer or looking for a doubles partner?

Pictures pull me in, prices can chase me out.  Also if they are just massage I bail.

please rephrase it coherently ... I don't have a fucking clue ...  
blowing up girls?  
privately?

does anyone have any idea what NYNY is asking?  
I think this is the first time I've seen that alias.

But generally you're correct.

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The first thing I check are the links to her website/ads, since they'll lead to her photos.  If I like her looks, I'll browse through the rest of her TER profile to check for services such as DFK, DATY, BBBJ.  If all look good, then I go back to her website to check her current rates, screening requirements, etc.

However I am not going to go looking for specials. I was talking about if my first introduction to the Provider was her TER profile, (for example somebody posted on a discussion board and I clicked her profile link, or maybe saw her pic on the photo board, or she showed up in "new reviews".) It would be different if I first found her on an ad site (including TER ad boards). That is more likely where I would see a special listed, then I wouldn't pay attention to the rate on the profile.

Spot on Kid.

1) fake boobs on a banging body

2) BBBJ

3) CIM

4) if I can figure out they give a prostate massage, I'm booking otherwise 3 out of 4 ain't bad.

1. Rate (I have a budget, ya know)

2. Boob size (I like bigger boobs, don't care if real or fake)

3. Pics (If you're looking hot, then boob size really doesn't matter to me)

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Then like you I check out the box for anal. Not because I have interest in anal. In fact I don't  But , if indeed she provides greek I immediately mentally knock down the score points by a couple.  As its been my experience gents tend to inflate ratings for ladies that allow them to do the greek deed.  Especially , and oddly , appearance.

At that point I basically scan the profile but pretty quickly check out her links in order to view pics.

of course scores. they determine if I'm even gonna read the reviews

then height (I love petite)
then build (I love thin/skinny)
then look for BBBJ and kissing

these are preferences. as I mentioned, I enjoy anal ... a lot ... but I don't want it for dinner every night... but there have been exceptions, ladies that prefer anal and make it impossible for me to say no.

In my case, my preferences are purely preferences, but they aren't deal breakers. I rely on my intuition at that point to make my decision.

1. Age
2. Build
3. BBBJ
4. CIM

What better place to start than at the top? lol

If her web site/ad gets my motor running, I start working my way down the page to the actual reviews, taking particular notice of things like CBJ/BBBJ, DFK , Pics real? age etc.

... regarding your first line, I'd put "natural," "partially shaved," and "shaved" in exactly the reverse order. It's not a top criterion for me though--I couldn't afford for "shaved" to be a deal-breaker, not in these bare-kitty-crazed times. Kids these days. :-/

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...69/ swallows!...willing to travel...her site is sexual adventurous...

I have my things that I like, but as to physical appearance my tastes are pretty broad.

I like Asian women, but there are plenty of non-Asian women I'm attracted to.  I like small breasts but have had great enjoyment with big ones.  I like a hairy kitty but, as I mentioned elsewhere, who can hold out for a hairy kitty these days?

I guess for me it's more of a general impression.  Lots of restrictions, I probably wouldn't enjoy the experience.  And if I get the impression that the lady is warm and accepting, likes to have fun in a session, and has brains and a sense of humor, I'm more likely to call even if she doesn't fit some ideal in other ways.

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