Every once in a while a provider sees a client that has dick big enough to stretch her vagina too much. So much so that it becomes too loose. Another client see the provider (possibly a regular) and notices that the pussy is not tight anymore.  

Thanks for letting us all know how precious little you know about the vagina.  Good lord.  I refuse to explain it to you.  Maybe Fancy would like to try?

The vagina is a deep, dark mystery with many variables, odors, flavors and textures.  

Fucking crazy or stupid that it's actually very funny...Ok boys and girls, have at it...I can't wait for the jokes...I need some new material and this is GOLD!

For stretching out a vagina or two too much lol.

There are big dicks in every city and not all girls are higher volume while on tour.  

Sometimes a provider will come into town and see the small dick guys before she posts and ad.

I did what I had to do. And saw it through without exemption.I planned each charted course, each careful step along the byway.
And more, much more than this....

Though, I admit it's creative. Some chick posted an ad, did a session with you and was like, "I've been here for weeks, filtering out all the normals so that I wouldn't be ruined by your anaconda, baby."  

That explains why ladies only respond to see me the night before they leave town.

he does about vaginas when I was twelve.  

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Ah-ah-ah... so that's why she felt so much wider then the last time )) -eom-

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...put a length limit of the clients they see. It's a part of their verification process. If it's over 6.5" erect they ask you to call another provider.  


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book me last

i'm used to the 1950's "whores are just holes for me to screw" throw back attitudes of some of the regulars here.  it probably is, after all, the prevailing point of view of most guys who p4p.  no biggie.

That BIG COCK is... Tell him to contac me!!! I like big cocks!!! Btw my vagina is tighter then tight!!!! 😡😡

When i want a bigger one If have time I put on the hole box of commdons try to get magmuns exter thick.

You rang?????

To NOT be obcessed with dick size?🙊🙉🙈

Big dicks cause swelling on the interior of ones vag. So, if she just fucked a biggen...enjoy the grip. Furthermore, at least speaking for myself...I can hold a dildo in my pussy and walk down the street. No worries about fucking a glass of water. Maybe you have a lil pecka?

What if the pussy was extremely tight last July (took a while to put my dick in her pussy) but in  January loose as a Oceanliner ?

But I will agree, even by Chicken Little standards, this OP was pretty fucking stupid.

Then I feel for you buddy . Read reviews and go for chicks with killah oral skills. Then you win no matter what

And find women are concerned about getting stretched out to much so much so that it can take a few months for vagina to return to its normal state.  

This is why men around the world should be made to pass anatomy tests before being allowed to show their pricks to society. Seriously, if people paid more attention to fucking more coherently there wouldn't be a need for this hobby.  

I seriously doubt she gets turned on by a package the size of a roll of pennies either. lol

LOL exactly! So many guys confuse tightness with dryness. A pussy that is dry will feel tight due to the friction. That isn't a true tightness but as was pointed out merely the woman not being turned on, or you haven't given her the time to get turned on. I have been with some women who in the beginning of the session feel super tight but after a few minutes they are so juicy they actually start to feel a bit loose. But I take that as a compliment because I know that the woman is really enjoying it. A woman getting naturally wet can't be faked. Now take it a bit further and you can get a woman to tent. That is an incredible feeling (or lack of for guys that know what I'm talking about) in itself. The pussy grips you at the opening but deep inside you barely feel a thing because she is so expanded. Again a huge turn on. Ahh the vagina is a wonderful and adaptable thing. I am a huge fan.

"The only stupid question is the one that remains unasked".

I have a lot of topics people are afraid to ask that need to be discussed.  Things that will make you saw "know I know why", lol.

If she fucks too much her pussy gets to loose. She proved her self right lol.

Well she was dumb and way out of tune with her own body. Read the link below

Another provider told me that she would not go through with the act because the client's was too big.  He was not happy and left but wrote a bad review on her. She didn't want to get stretched out in the vagina to much

Dear wrps07,

seriously dude???? my vagina gets a nice big one 3 to 4 times a week thanks to my hubby,and i have had 3 kids and its super tight every time, the femake vagaina bounces back very quickly, it doesnt take months as you say!!! unless the women you are fucking have stuck tree trunks up them, you CLEARLY have a small cock and cant tell if someone is tight!!!

Uh, kegals, kegals help

Thanks for the feedback. I got a good laugh about "tree trunks". Lets say 6'1" 310 lbs, lol.

Ripmany's later post about wallpaper was pretty stupid, but not as shtupid (misspelling intentional) as wprs07's.  At least, IMO.

The wallpaper post was just as stupid, but we usually judge such things by the response they get and Chicken Little beat "pleaseletusRIP" by a mile using that metric.