I can't say where or when I was told this, but I was, of course, very flattered.  I have long thought my erection was "distinctive," but never had it put quite that way.
I just wanted to say, "Thanks!" I love you, doll

Tell her that her father had it also.   Then stare into her eyes.   Works every time.

Distinctive Dick Of The Year award.  

Does that mean providers will have no problem distinguishing it from other penises during a gang bang? Considering white people look all the same to asians, I'm guessing any distinction comes in handy. ROF

what was so special about it? was it still limp even during erection?  

what was the point of this post?

And if so, would you be so kind as to share her observations with the rest of us?

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Start paying attention here and you'll figure it out. Maybe.  

Cuz I be one smoove mofo.


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Even better, the person who gave it to me is a woman of great prominence and credibility!  If you only knew!  Oh, that's right!  You do! LMAO!

In your case, it's the latter
But thanks for playing!  Here's a bonus that should be helpful.
How to tell your ass from a hole in the ground:
Insert your arm into the hole. If you can walk away, it's the former, not the latter.

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I will say only that my Erectile Distinction is accompanied by Priapism and Satyriasis.  So I kind of hit the Trifecta.

But it also has a nice upward curve she says tickles her G-Spot, is just long enough and has some girth.  All-in-all, I am the perfect man, she says!
Or did "she?"

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your childish response is what us civilized people should expect from you low hanging monkeys.

Have been told this several times, but I never asked those ladies to elaborate and I am curious as to what attributes are cause for this distinction. Anyone care to chime in?

on behalf of low hanging monkeys everywhere, we are certain Epsius hangs even lower.
Are you still 10.5 light years from earth?
I hope so.

I mean that it is a good fit for me.

NOW I know what they mean... I had NO idea you had travelled to Japan Nick. Wow they sure like you over there...

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People keep confusing me with Catherine Zeta Jones, now I know why!!! Bawhahaha, JK!

Steph xoxo

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She just pulls a string on her back and it plays the recording.

I assumed it was more of a comfortable size comment rather than aesthetics.

One of my favorite actress.

Let me point out that GG was nowhere in the vicinity when this pic was taken. That's NOT GG's behind Nicky's I swear!

It's in Bario Chino in San Jose.  And GaG is there. He's one of the guys in the surgical mask. Dude has a pathological fear of germs.  The gal in the pink kimono is his Mom.
PS: Here's the thing about Bario Chino (Chinatown).  There are no Chinese there any more.
And, yes, I know the picture's really from Japan but can't I have a little fun?

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Bario Chino is only a couple of years old. It's not that the Chinos left there, there never were any Chinos there in the first place. Although there is a great "Restaurante Chino" right across the street that you have been to and enjoyed, well as much as a heeb can truly appreciate "comida de China" lmao

I too would like to have Erectile Distinction.  I inquired of the OP how I could achieve this honor and he simply told me to "stick with him".  I thought about this and decided that I would prefer not to follow him around while he bones women of happily questionable morals.  There is a chance I would be required to burn out my minds eye after seeing something like that.  No offense Nick, just not my thing.  

I decided to search online, but could not find any programs to help me.  I did find a lady who would help me become a Penis Emeritus, but it would take months and serious coin to get that. Plus, there was no guarantee that I would actually receive the prestigious Erectile Distinction stature.

Life is just unfair sometimes.

The Great Asian American Hobbyist to take you under his wing!

We are all just here to help!

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