WONDERFUL.

I know, not a drama or hate-filled post.  Boring, yawn.

But seriously, I really freakin love men.  (The good ones).  When you're good, you're REALLY good.  I got home today to find a package in the mail.  I opened it up and it was a light blue box with a white bow tied around it.  Inside was a beautiful bracelet from a very special guy, which matches the necklace he gave just a few weeks ago.

FYI guys:  If you're not familiar with Tiffany, you should be.  I literally cried when I opened it.  Women LOVE (LOVE) to get light blue boxes.  

And orgasms.  

A man who gives both light blue boxes AND orgasms?  

:

I guess I'll send a Tiffany to the provider I'm seeing. What if she falls in love with me and can't get up? What if she starts getting obsessive and possessive on me and wants to marry me? Will you take full responsibility if that was to happen? LOL

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I think you're familiar with him

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Based on his record, the bat was an unneeded accessory

..if Alexander Hamilton was in that  " Blue " Box and NOT  5 Ben Franklins, there wouldn't be so much     LOVE !! but then again, it's not just a " Material " matter with the Ladies...

They give great O's and I don't care a bit about little blue boxes

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She must be a milf now.  Is she providing?

also pays to fk you or if this was your BF.  

Or in his mind, like many of the softer johns here, is it one and the same?

Do tell.

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For a girlfriend who is serious about me in a LTR,  I'd likely spend some money on her...  

For a sugarbaby who's just using me for money, I wouldn't by Tiffany for her. More like cubic zirconia just to let her know this is not a real relationship and is not meant to be forever. LMAO

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I am sure she will clear all this up.

A bit hungover, I admit, but still 100 % sober.

I'm 100% certain it's sober. lol

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For a sugarbaby who's just using me for money, I wouldn't by Tiffany for her. More like cubic zirconia just to let her know this is not a real relationship and is not meant to be forever

he has her home address.  

Unless its one of those random dudes she wantonly gave her phone number (and maybe address?) out to last week.

The suspense is fkin killing me.  

I haven't been this intrigued since I heard rumors that Laura was coming back to General Hospital.

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The guy on Canal Street said it was Tiffany..
It came in a blue bag

If a guy says he's gonna send her a tiffany jewelry what girl wouldn't give up her mailing address?  Even if she's paranoid or privacy conscious, she can just go open a UPS mail box or a PO box somewhere.  

Considering her positive reaction, I'm guessing it worked for this guy. He may have been in the friend zone but now it seems he's gone to ++ zone beyond just friends since she liked the gift so much. LOL

Be honest. You got yours by rifling through the girl's purses when they hit the head, didn't you DA?

I tell them I have a very, very small apartment and my address is P.O. Box 69, Bareback, Fucktucky!

If I know a young lady likes a particular wine or other beverage, or a certain brand of chocolates, I'll bring one of those. I won't go beyond that anymore, though.

I'd bought a dress for a provider that was along the lines of dresses she's worn for our sessions. It wasn't a really expensive dress, but it wasn't cheap, either. $150.  

She had it on for maybe 10 minutes at the first session. A couple of sessions later I requested that she wear it again. Her assistant told me that she couldn't find it, and that the provider has so many dresses in piles that she probably  gave it to Goodwill.  

I knew my ex's tastes 100%, and never failed with gifts. Something personal such as jewelry or clothing is just too much of a gamble with women I don't really know.

How else is he going to find out if they are legal?

Are you SURE you aren't drunk today? Or are you just like the rest of us drunks whose brains actually "need" a bit of lubrication to function properly. lol

She insists guys get the room.

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The girls give it to me when they invite me over to their place to hang out OTC to blow some chunks together.  

And that's just how I roll.  

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