have been putting together a loose leaf binder of all of the things that H+T likes.

Been training daily in the art of cumming fast -- always trying to break my personal bests. Been practicing the art of envelope-stuffing by taking up a part-time gig in a mail room. Been seeing a nutritionist who specializes in diets that make male semen taste desirable. Sanitizing daily by taking baths in iodine, peroxide, and rubbing Alcohol. I have even trained in exiting hotel rooms quickly by chasing live chickens out the door.

I think I am ready to be H+T's favorite client.

On a scale from 1-10, what do you think my chances are? Am I ready yet

None of that crap matters to her... She's as shallow as the rest of us... If you want to be her fav...you need to show up looking like this...lol. 😎

I recommend this gal, she works me hard and doesn't charge me when we go over...😎

ot sure if H+T ever "cross trains" though.

I'll have to ask because that could be a fun workout

She is refreshingly frank, she stands up for the ladies, and she debunks a lot of monger bullshit. Kind of reminds me of someone else wading in from the breakers. I don't always agree with her but I'll bet that Lebowski would give her a Righteous Dude award.

I love her "real-ness"!

And I want badly for her to spank me hard with her rod of truth.
 

...especially in the way we approach a session...and I would very much like to find out if we would work well together...and unlike a number of people I find strong opinionated women attractive...

Opinionated  Lucy.Bullly others.LOL  

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Count me in as a fan. Lol

....me included.

would love to see her!

END OF MESSAGE

You have 5 reviews and probably other meetings not reviewed.  

What are the chances that you have met H+T but don't know it

hey tell me I'm the most wonderful John ever to walk the planet and that my crotch smells like roses and lavender.

None of them were the type to beat anyone down with the mighty STAFF OF TRUTH that H+T wields

in real life were as sweet as the faint, far-off, celestial tone of angel whispers fluttering from on high.  I'll bet some of the most swaggering guys on this board also are little lambs at playtime. That's the biz and that's the 'net.

I think I get it.

H+T is merely the internet alter-ego ... of the sweetest, most charming southern belle.  

A virtual cuddly care-bear doll ... but a mega sexy one.  

Maybe I should alter my game. Try to seduce her with roses, chocolates, and sweet love sonnets.

....I would imagine (and hope) that H&T's online persona is the real her, and that ornery & unfiltered spitfire is the one that I would want to get to know and subsequently jump into bed with.

I'm sorry Lopaw. She's mine.  

We don't even know if she bats for your team. ha ha!

Lol I will defer to H&T as to who she might choose.... Ha ha!

What is your name, please?
#1: My name is H+T.
What is your name, please?
#2: MY name is H+T.
What is YOUR name, please?
#3: My name IS H+T.

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nce I finally achieve my lifelong goal of being H+T's favorite client, that is.

So watch out. Although somehow I get the feeling my odds of getting H+T to like me ... are roughly on par with getting you to like dick. ha ha