We could all use a giggle: As we prepare for the week ahead, share a story about a stage request you had this week (or a strange thing you've requested of a provider).

me to meet him and his wife at a bar (she wouldn't have known that I was a provider or that this was set up at all), and seduce her into a threesome. I ask if his wife is bi "not sure". Is she bi-curious? "no not really". Sounded like a fun scenario but in the end if she's not even into women I doubt it would have panned out how he imagined it. Probably would have been me engaging him and her being mad, not something I want to deal with :\

And in my brief time on TER, I don't think I could be shocked by anything anymore.  One person's "strange" is another person's "fantasy".  

Why on earth would anyone ask for a 3some without knowing if their wife/GF was into it? What goes thru these guy's mind's when they first come up with that idea?

First time that someone ask me to play with baloons. Inflate them until they explode.

Not THIS week, but I have had a few requests for me to be sweaty and smelly. One guy even wanted me to go out like that to dinner.  
I declined as bad hygiene is my pet peeve. Also, that is how you anger your lady part with bacteria and such ..... gross

Definitely lighten the mood. (And some not so much)

A fav of mine had a client. He would pay he usual fee for an hour. She would come to his house and have to strip and kneel before him and beg him to "fuck me, please please". He would refuse for the whole time.  Then she would get dressed and leave without being touched.d  She did this a number of times, but finally found ti so unpleasant that she stopped.
In short she was a sex worked for someone who didn't want anything that I can recognize as sex.

I have found that some my best orgasisms have been after an intense workout.  After a shower of course.  But when you have pushed yourself to complete fatigue and the senses are heightened.  I have wanted ask someone this for a while now.

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I've gotten this request often. Several clients have wanted to see me after a workout. 🙅

Yes. Fetish is the term but it's still fun to call it strange.  

Dude wanted to get DP'd by two TS girls... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

We had a date scheduled for a gentleman and his fwb. (She knew it was happening and was looking forward to it.)

I had an inquiry from a young man who wanted to act like pigs. We would oink and snort, he would hump my leg. I couldn't get him screened, so I didn't see him. It was such a unique request that I was curious to get into his head.